So after today the United States at large goes back to not pretending to give a fuck about soccer, right?
Wade Garrett
@rossg13.bsky.social
I have nothing to sell you or convince you of at this time
Be kind…the DC hewhores lost one of their best regular clients today
Thank god for people live tweeting World Cup games for those that don’t have televisions of their own
Mitch McConnells dead Undead Undead Undead
Bauhaus: The Hunger - Trapped Behind Bars
ALT: Bauhaus: The Hunger - Trapped Behind Bars
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The best part of the World Cup is when everyone finally shuts the fuck up about the World Cup
Project Hail Mary spoiler: I did not expect the sex scene to be THAT graphic
Outside of the Supremes and some menu items at Taco Bell, most things with supreme in their name suck ass
Why are folks posting Obama today? Is it more of that “Here’s my graduation picture to support kids missing theirs cause COVID” or checking in at Standing Rock bullshit?
Just want to let everyone know that I will not be performing at the Great American State Fair 2026
The best part of the Met gala is when everyone shuts the fuck up about the Met gala
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? …smallpox
Why Is everyone posting like Stevie talks On Malcolm In the Middle?
I didn’t even have to use my AK. I can say it was a Good Friday
I equate all the protest footage today to this: Your doctor tells you that you’re going to die if you don’t lose weight so you go to the gym, snap a ton of selfies and…that’s about it. You don’t go back with enough effort or frequency to make any changes but hey, you got likes online.
a bald man with a beard is looking at the camera with the words well look at you above him .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is looking at the camera with the words well look at you above him .
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St Paddy’s always makes me remember the wise words Shane McGowan once told me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” *hissing sound followed by coughing* …and I think a lot of us should take that to heart
The best part of the Oscars is when everyone finally shuts the hell up about the Oscars
It’s 311 day aka another chance to figure out who in your feed has really shitty taste in music
On the plus side, after tomorrow we get to go a whole 3 months before stores start stocking trees and playing Christmas music again
We can get rid of all the lazy repetitive crap posting on the internet if Mike Pence has the courage
Merry “Who Gives a Fuck about your Spotify Wrapped?” Season to all those who celebrate
I may have just made a dude wearing a “PUNCH NAZIS” shirt poop his pants. Me: “Can I say something about your shirt?” Him (looking a bit intimidated): “uh yeah” Me: “Most people don’t know how to punch correctly and you might fracture something in your hand. Be safe, palm strike Nazis”
It’s cool how without anyone asking tons of bamas are on here posting about how Bidens’ cancer diagnosis effects them personally
Mother’s Day on social media looks like one giant ad for Cougarlife.com
April 1 - the one day a year bamas actually think about whether something they read online is real or not
This St Patrick’s day I am reminded of the words that Shane MacGowan once said to me: “Fthphth vansbdkwn djsnabajw jdjshwhsh cthulhu fhtagn hebensij *hissing sound* hsjbdjjababa babkeksbba bjebqnbanan” and I think in this day and age, we can all learn from that