rotor

@rotor.bsky.social

reluctant programmer, avid luddite, middlin tier husband and father. Please read, enjoy and share this manifesto about why Open Source has become a Bad Idea https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h__zP17eMoSXntHq6Jo7nKxRB8DoCOcVZ794Qd4LEA4/

im going to china soon and im gonna buy one of those crazy chaos-mode phones they got with a projector and an ir camera and ultrasonic rangefinders and shit in it

i was rollin my eyes real hard at this until i hit “napping palaces” and then im all like “no, lets hear him out”

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There are two guards and one cannot lie, while the other guard can’t deny. Then if people walk in, and they choose the wrong door then their fate they do ensure; They get hung.

imo they should make sequels to video games that lots of people would want to play, like Hardspace Shipbreaker 2, or Crimson Skies 2, instead of garbage trash that no one wants to play and whose names i can't even remember right now.

my fix for boring, low-scoring soccer games is this: for every 5 minutes a game is scoreless, a new live ball is rolled onto the field. If a goal is scored and there is more than one ball on the field, the scored ball is not returned to play. There, done, i fixed soccer. You're welcome.

boneless skinless@destroy.computer · 2w ago

i think the world cup should be double elimination. that a joke i dont acutally. but just imagine if they had to play like 3x as many games. a whole losers bracket not just a 3rd place thingy.

Bennie?!! Bennie Gesserit?!? Bennie you old son of a bitch! I havent seen you for … what? 10 years? 12? Where you been keepin yourself? Hahaha, still got that box! Haven’t changed a bit!

remember: martha stewart didnt go to prison for insider trading - they couldn’t prove any wrongdoing. Instead she went to prison for lying to police and obstructing an investigation, which having a lawyer present would have fixed. Don't talk to cops.

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · last mo.

One last thing: I often see people saying things like ‘never talk to the police without a lawyer’ and a lot of people don’t have lawyers and are like, what should I do? The answer is that you should not talk to the police at all.