i love the invention of texting and instant messaging because you can disappoint and upset your friends remotely at all times
got high came back inside n remembered i had one (1) leftover ice cream sandwich #godisgood #agereg #septiplier
new short story! "Free Medicine" clinical trials are a racket. but Watch Out. archiveofourown.org/works/91051931
the most immediate effect of getting an instagram again is the reignition of my hatred for Instagram Artists
Kennel Club chapter three! featuring mecha dodgeball, ice baths, humiliation, and masochist lesbians :3 archiveofourown.org/works/852828...
the worst part of this "rice and beans for most meals" business is that it's actually saving me a lot of money
🪡 yknow for a musical ostensibly about suicide, dear evan hansen has a remarkable lack of empathy towards its mentally ill characters
tinashe if she was a cuckoo: is somebody gonna hatch my freak
happy pride. remember when that trans girl got dogpiled on twitter for saying that fighting games are categorically bad? i think she was right
new story, my first ongoing mechsploitation series! been working on this one for a while and i have some fun plans for it :3 mecha-combat sports with some sadistic women ^^ archiveofourown.org/works/852828...
the secret to being an adult is you have to mount everything to the wall or ceiling
tomorrow half of this stupid city will take 5 bong rips and the other half will run 26 miles
🎶 right now he's probably buying her some chewy little drink cause she can't shoot a liquid 🎶
had a screaming sobbing breakdown and then fixed the dishwasher door #butch
anime girls are warping ur expectations for women and by extension urself lil bro
assigning age regressors to arcana based on the age they regress to. aptly, newborns are The Fool and fifteen year olds are The Devil
however, that they last exactly as long as a walk around the block is perhaps proof of god
the makers of lucky strikes r part of a conspiracy to reduce tobacco sales. these things are so nasty
the makers of lucky strikes r part of a conspiracy to reduce tobacco sales. these things are so nasty