#Luzu: So, how do I pronounce your name? Philza or Philtha?* #Phil: You had it right the first time! Most people call me Phil, but you can call me whatever you want. Whichever’s easier. #Luzu: Alright, Jonas! Nice meeting you! 😄 #Phil: [Laughs] It’s me, Jonas Minecraft! #QSMP

#Tina: But he's an alien! 😯 #Quackity: What did– what did you say to him? What? You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒 #Tina: NO! I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin! #Quackity: Oh, it was the skin? Ok. 😒 #Tina: NO!!!!! 😫

#Pac: Oh, and by the way, Fit– you forgot this yesterday, in my house. 😘🥋 #Quackity: THERE'S NO FCKING WAY! There is NO fcking way bro! Are you joking? Are you fcking joking??? #Tubbo: I HATE THIS SERVER 💀 #Hideduo

#Quackity: Are you free for Valentine's? #Fit: Uh... 😬 No Quackity, I'm sorry, I have plans. I don't think Tubbo does though! #Tubbo: No, no no– You don't need to– Happy 1 year anniversary to Quackity shooting his shot (and very quickly getting shot down) #Hideduo 💘

#Fit: *notices Pac is online* Fit >> o///// Fit >> OI PAC Fit >> Looking good Pac, AWOOOGGAAA AWOOOGGGA Fit >> *slames desk* Fit >> *wolf whistle* #Fit: I'm a little bit extra today. 😌 #Hideduo

#Etoiles: Foolish, why did you... Uh, Pomme, don't listen to this– Why did you fck a granddad? 🤨 #Roier: Yes, why do you like the old mans? Wtf! #Foolish: No! It was not– There was no– no grandfathers were fcked that night! #Cellbit: ...That night? 🤨

#Roier: You had şeẋ with my Grandpa??? #Foolish: There was no şeẋ with your Grandpa! What??? #Roier: Ok, I have a question, Foolish: it was delicious? #Cellbit: Wait, stop– WTF IS THIS?! What kind of question is this??? Why do you need to know if your grandpa fcks?!? 😰

#Cellbit: Who says money doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf! #Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big money- big money didn't want us to know! #Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base. #Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

#Slimecicle: I hate to say it– Cellbit you got obliterated. Me and Roier were making sure you weren't GTA ragdoll-running into the next room. #Slimecicle: And then Foolish was just hoverin' over him like "What's one more, dude? 😈" The infamous drinking competition during the QSMP Brazil meetup. 🍻🇧🇷

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly] #Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes] #Quackity:❓❓❓

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#Tina: I'm rich! Rich! Nobody's gonna stop me! [The Admins start taking her coins] NOOO!!! Please! I was meant to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you? 👿 #Phil: [Cracks up] #Tina: I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!!! 😤

#Cellbit: Oh, by the way– if someone sends you a clip of me, uh... saying something about your panties, please ignore it. #Foolish: Yeah? #Cellbit: It’s just a mistranslation, ok? 'Cuz "pant" and "panties" they are like similar words, and in Portuguese, they are the same. Like– #QSMP 🩲🦈

#Foolish: Look at this little guy! Who's he? Oh nevermind, he's a zombie. I thought he was this little– #Cellbit: Yeah, little họrnỵ guy. Actually– horned. YOU SEE! Oh, come on man! Horned guy, not họrnỵ! 💀 #Foolish: [Laughs] Honestly, I was gonna let you get away with it–

[After Fit "lays" an egg] #MythicalSausage: 🥹 You know, if it hatches, then– #Fit: Then you gotta kill it! You kill it instantly! #MythicalSausage: Wait! But wouldn't that be your child? 😢 #Fit: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! No, if an egg is talking to you– Nothing good ever happens, dude #TheRealm

#MythicalSausage: Yeah, I clamp on that thing and I'm never letting go. 😏 #Seapeekay: Well, that's enough of that for me! 😰 #Fit: We're just talking about riding dragons! #TheRealm #FithicalSausage

#GuhZera: Thank god your livelihood depends on streaming and not music. #Gris: [Punches GuhZera] 😡 #Guaxinim: What the hell, man! You're right though. 😅 #Arkanis

#Guaxinim: "I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms, barefoot on the grass listenin' to our favorite song–" I had no idea Guaxinim was a pianist, so when he sat down to play piano for Gris then played an ACTUAL piano and started singing, my heart melted 🥹💕 #Arkanis

#Guaxinim: [Reading chat] "You're very poetic today" I'm always poetic. I'm just hiding my secret intentions. #Guaxinim: I am an evil bad boy, I am a villain, but I'm just masquerading my bad intentions with my "cute face." Inside I am: 😈🔥💥 Outside I am: 😊🎀✨💖🌺 #Arkanis

#Pac: "Lost everything but you still have us." True, that's important, huh? And there are the Valigma specialists. [He gazes at a red flower 🌹] #Pac: ...And he came too. #Pac: Sorry, sorry, I lost it. What would Fit say to me? "Calma, calma" That, he would say that. #Hideduo

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly] #Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes] #Quackity:❓❓❓

#Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun #Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend. #Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡 #Arkanis

#Bad: You've got this! You can do it! 😀 #Bagi: No– Bad! What– where are you?! NO! No "You got this!" I'm traumatized! Enough!!! 😫 One of my favorite moments from Bagi's POV of the Arkanis event was when she snapped and started trying to beat the crap out of Bad.

#Fit: I may have lied a little bit in the past week. I may have lied, as us men sometimes do, from time to time. Very rarely though. #Fit: We're here for the Halloween event for Arkanis. This has been in the works for a little while. We didn't forget about you.

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#Fit: "All men do is lie" That is not true! We mostly lie but not always. #Fit: [Reading chat] "Fit, you said Hideduo reunion"? I dunno if it's ever gonna happen. I wouldn't wanna get your hopes up for something that may never happen. You can trust me. I would never lie to you. It's not happening.

#Roier: Hey Bobby, when are you going to grow up? I mean, when are you going to come out of that damn shell– #Bobby: [Wiggles to indicate "no"] #Roier: Never? You’re going to stay like that? Yeah, you’re right, you can’t grow up anymore. But maybe the other eggs can, right?

#Baghera: Oh Tilin, you know what? I'm pretty sure we would have been very good friends if I knew you before. But we can be today, right?

#Bad: It was nice hanging out with you guys. #Amora: was nice :( #Denix: GGGRRRRR UNTIL SOON #Bad: It was very nice. I'm sure we'll see each other soon. Until next time! And with that, Bad has left the #Arkanis server for today!

#Pac: Guys, Guaxinim replied to my tweet, I'm scared, man, I'm going to delete the photo. My lord. Let me see here... #Pac: [Reading] "How beautiful, the suit matches the floor in my room." #Pac: NO! No, no, no, no, no, NO! I'm leaving! I'm leaving! I'm leaving—

#Tubbo: MY DOG IS MALFUNCTIONING! Stop this annoying walking noise! WHERE'S HE GOING! He's Michael Jackson! [Plays Billie Jean by Michael Jackson] #Tubbo: Someone needs to tell him this is NOT the time, my dad has been found covered in blood ass-up head down #EnigmadoMedo 🕺🐕

It's the first #Arkanis Halloween event, and our favorite little ghosties are all dressed up to celebrate! 🎃👻 From left to right we have: Denix as a demon, Amora as an angel, Tucupi is the Joker, Milo is a vampire, and Gris is a witch!