He puts on a toupee finally, but he can’t put something over his bloated corpse face that works to hide how dead looking it is?
Stewart Moncure
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Writer, geek, alien worm controlling a flesh bag of mostly water, thoughts are his own #TCMParty #StewARama #CultShelf #ImpromptuTheater
Ended up seeing the first episode of FURIOUS, and was surprised to see it’s sort of based on a certain 80’s movie, which made me go, “Oh, NOW I see it”. Curious to watch the rest.
And people wonder why I didn’t watch the World Cup. Yeah, great teams, but I know WHO they work under.
Reuters@reuters.com · 7h agoBREAKING: FIFA said its leadership reaffirmed 'full support' for President Gianni Infantino at a crisis meeting with senior officials of world soccer's governing body in Morocco reut.rs/4hOdcXd
“What, we saw the recent season of For All Mankind, that seemed like a good idea for real life!”
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 16h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Because once a bottom bitch, always a bottom bitch.
The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 9h agoTrump filed a kleptocratic lawsuit against the federal government that itself could be grounds for impeachment. Any settlement in such circumstances is intolerable—and Cornyn and Tillis surely understand this. trib.al/hpRD6Op
This Tuesday at 9 PM Pacific, join #CultShelf for DOLLMAN! A space cop comes to Earth to hunt criminals, and finds himself the smallest cop on Earth (literally)! You can find the movie on Tubi!
And with that, thanks #ImpromptuTheater gang! We’ll announce next week’s movie later this week! Until then, take care and have a great week!
Jean-Claude Van Damme's Iconic Hand Gesture
ALT: Jean-Claude Van Damme's Iconic Hand Gesture
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Yep, just drop a helicopter into the stadium! Goodbye, bad guy! #ImpromptuTheater
#impromptutheater Oh don’t worry, we haven’t got to the craziest part of this yet.
#impromptutheater “So the f**king scoreboard exploded! We want to see more of the game!”
This wasn’t exactly as successful as TIMECOP was, but did get a bit more positive reviews and did well enough on home video too. #ImpromptuTheater
#impromptutheater Hey, sudden death overtime! It’s in the damn title!
Meantime, the team goes back to the locker room and finds all those dead bodies and trashed workout room. #ImpromptuTheater
Good thing the bad guys don’t know about hand signals between that family. #ImpromptuTheater
JCVD in the game? Maybe he’ll get to do the splits! #ImpromptuTheater
Raymond J. Barry as the VP has been in everything from JUSTIFIED to LOST, for examples. #ImpromptuTheater
Yeah, so much for the helpful Secret Service guy! #ImpromptuTheater
You know, those fans are gonna think a crazy ass tailgate party happened outside when they go to their cars. #ImpromptuTheater
Oh look, they filled the Zamboni with people! #ImpromptuTheater
Those sports fans came there for a game, they can’t be bothered with all the screaming and explosions outside! #ImpromptuTheater
Oh man, some sports fans are gonna need to carpool home. #ImpromptuTheater
“Would you like it if I filled your mouth with spiders?” #ImpromptuTheater