Since everyone is required to have a Taylor Swift wedding opinion this weekend. It seems likely to me that the MSG decision was made based on security considerations and not because she had some odd love for MSG.

This is no different than 1600's alchemists tasting lead and mercury trying to figure out gold.

Courtney Milan@courtneymilan.com · last mo.

These have arrived and they are chilling in the fridge, because there's a little cheery graphic on the side that suggests it tastes less like death if you can't taste it very well. Gonna go run errands and return to see if this is tasty.

If John was still alive he would have a hard time reclaiming the title for the craziest shit said by a McAfee after this one.

ProPublica@propublica.org · 2mo ago

NEW: Regulators have linked Mark McAfee’s raw dairy farm to more than a dozen recalls and outbreaks that left hundreds of people ill. “I’ve put a couple kids in the hospital,” McAfee said. “But here’s the thing: I’m a pioneer.”

The least useful flight delay update: "We found 1 flight attendant, we just need to find 3 more." I hope they are having fun with their little game of hide and seek.

AI hallucinating attorney-client privilege where none exists is both not surprising and incredibly F'd up at the same time. It is not that AI cannot be a tool a good lawyer can use, but you cannot replace a good lawyer with AI. And some poor fools are going to learn this the extremely hard way.

Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Reposted with alt text (not my screenshot) bc holy mother forking shirtballs

Is there a Doctor Who in the house?

Steve Herman@newsguy.bsky.social · 8mo ago

The atomic ensemble time scale at the NIST Boulder campus has failed.

Apple is not really coming out with an iPhone bag made from a tube sock and selling it for $150. That can't be real.

Introducing iPhone Pocket: a beautiful way to wear and carry iPhone

ISSEY MIYAKE and Apple today unveiled iPhone Pocket, designed to fit any iPhone as well as all pocketable items.

apple.com

I was not expecting a teenager dressed as Kurt Cobain Unplugged in New York for Halloween. And I'm pretty sure it surprised him to have his costume recognized unprompted. One of his group was Edward Scissorhands so there must be an early 90s retro thing going on.

Amazon, what are you doing? Halloween night should be a no fly zone for deliveries.

Such a perfectly subtle joke that will be missed by too many people.

Jason Andrade@jasonandrade.bsky.social · 11mo ago

There is a Director’s Cut of Hackers which goes for almost four hours and the only change they made is they are all using 2400bps modems instead of 28.8k ones..

Given the time this was made in I'm disappointed it doesn't also have the ability to fax a screenshot to someone.

Dave Scheidt@davescheidt.com · 11mo ago

Absolutely cursed device.

This is just crazy stupid. If everyone in the UK deleted every single cloud based email and photo it would not spin down a single hard drive. Browsing and deleting all of those items would waste significant electricity and water as the servers spin up to handle all the requests.

The Journal@thejournal.ie · 12mo ago

The UK government has urged people to delete old pictures and emails as 'data centres require vast amounts of water to cool their systems'. http://jrnl.ie/6788643

This could only be crazier if the wild throw at the end nailed Dinger

Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · last yr.

Good morning, enjoy the Rockies. Watch the whole thing.

Does @effinbirds.com bring an owl to all their appearances or did someone just hook them up at Denver FanExpo?

Is it possible that there is not a single dog owner in the entire National's office? How do you go through the process of finding the perfect distressed dog photo and not question should we be doing this in the first place?

Defector@defector.com · last yr.

The Nationals know what goes great together: dogs and fireworks. defector.com/the-national...

Merry Christmas and to all a chonky kitty

Show me your pet and who they're named after.

Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)@funranium.bsky.social · 2y ago

Show me your pet and what they’re named after.

Certified Bluesky Elder... lol

Walks into room, hey anything new happening...

Trying to imagine how many conspiracy theories would erupt if Facebook was down on November 5th. At the same time where would people go to ramble about their pet theories?

Adding to the #SuperbOwl conversation

Why were there two weeks of "can Taylor Swift make it back in time" articles when obviously it wasn't even a real question?

I wrote a lot of Perl in the 90s and I'm sure a decent amount looked like my cat walked across the keyboard

💛 Mighty 🤍 Mad 💜 Maxine 🖤@mightymadmaxine.bsky.social · 3y ago

93% of paint splatters are valid perl programs

Merry Christmas and annoying the animals with holiday costumes season.

LOL. I didn't even hear that the trial went to the jury today. They wasted no time.

Molly White@molly.wiki · 3y ago

Sam Bankman-Fried has been found guilty on all charges.

Search drinks in your camera roll

Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social · 3y ago

Search drinks in your camera roll

One of the most succinct statements on the root cause of a lot of toxicity on social media I've seen. From the sites' perspective both are "engagement" and reply people scale easier. But the overall experience for the majority of users is not improved by reply people BS.

Ribozyme Richard@richardr.bsky.social · 3y ago

There's a vast psychological gap between Person who posts 20-200 times a day and has 1000s of followers and Person who replies 20-200 times per day and has 37 followers And people on one side of the gap clearly have 0 understanding of people on other side

Did the Fox debate host just say "...if this was a business you'd probably all be fired, but here you are asking for a promotion..." am I crazy?

The report on the missing F-35 really needs to answer if "autopilot stays engaged after pilot ejection" is considered a bug or a feature.