Sometimes I forget how often I wake up with morning wood because I stay in bed lazily instead of getting up immediately and it’ll go away. Today, I woke up and I got up to feed my cats and felt like I was wasting an opportunity
My biggest gay pet peeve is a guy sucking dick and not even attempting to go all the way down. We all have our limits, some dicks are ”too big” to swallow, and some gag reflexes are worse than others. But if you can’t even get an average size dick down to the balls, gtfo
God damn I love hairy men Never shave. Never trim. You’re all beautiful
Definitely forgot how much cock on this on app. But also I clearly built my algorithm
Who else loves hairy men and knows who David is? I need to find me a David
Hook up secured. Address given. Told where to park. Driving, about halfway there. Go to tell the guy and he had blocked me. Well that was a waste of gas and my time. First time something like that has happened to me
Can someone tell me why, for the second time, my crotch triggered the TSA scan and required me to be pat down when I legitimately have nothing to hide? Do I actually have a big cock and just underestimate myself?
Off to PA for work tomorrow and I really don’t want to go. I have to leave my kitties behind and it makes me sad. I also have to leave my poppers behind because they can’t go on a plane. What a cruel world we live in.
Man I hate being gay. What do you mean I’m attracted to MEN?! Ew
I can still smell the guy on me from last night even after showering. That’s when you know it was a good time
I just discovered that in Baldur’s Gate 3, you can take off the characters’ camping clothes and also turn on camp clothes as the permanent setting, thus making them nude throughout the gameplay. So now I have a team of four hot naked men and it’s perfect
This guy in front of me at the gym has the biggest guns and most motorboat ready chest
Been eating healthy and working out 3 times a week for about 3 weeks now and am down 6.5 lbs! Snatched waist summer pending
Me: I’m gonna post nudes on the internet Also me: omg cute guy irl, ignore him and avoid all eye contact Why am I like this?
One time, this guy who I was not into invited me to go see Death Cab For Cutie live with his VIP tickets, so naturally I said yes. I ended up making out with him after the show and never saw him again. The art of the deal.
Bro why are you lying about your height? “Yeah, I’m 5’10”” Hmm, well that’s funny because I’m also 5’10” and clearly about 2” taller than you…
To the very tall guys out there, do you look over the divider to check out other guys dicks at the urinal? Just stood next to a guy who was easily closer to 7’ tall and couldn’t help but think he could see my dick