Rudder Sails
@ruddersails.bsky.social
An otter, but also a part-time professional gamemaster somehow? Beware of puns. He/Him.
Hey, folks, I try not to do these callout posts too often, but I think everyone should know when someone gets into problematic activities. Here's proof of @pinballswizard.com participating in catfishing.
Pinball@pinballswizard.com · 2w agogone fishing paws.press/@pinball/117...
Putting aside the obvious hypocrisy, there's a particularly telling line from this dimwit. He wonders what Trump is doing because his 30-year-younger girlfriend "is good" and doesn't deserve this. Meaning that he fully believes that everyone else ICE arrests deserved the human rights violations.
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2w ago75 year old lifelong Republican and Trump voter says he no longer supports Trump after ICE arrested his 45 year old Venezuelan girlfriend.
The upside of entirely reworking a kobold-focused TTRPG campaign: I can make as many new kobold characters as I want and do all sorts of neat things with them. The downside: There is nobody who can stop me from making too many kobolds and giving them all backgrounds and personalities.
"But at least the banner did something. You weren't some dopey AI hack catapulted onto my feed just to put up cheap ads! Your art illuminates how PRETTY we all are! So my paycheck is a calling! It is the sole hope for the fandom, because it is what has driven me to commissioning you! 1A! 1A! 1A!"
The Saatchigumi@authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2mo agoMe when I see a new announcement notification on FA:
Welcome back, Spyro! #spyrothedragon #arealmbeyond #art #fanart
All I did was offer some food! If he happens to be stuck here for a few weeks eating all of it, then I can hardly be blamed for my generosity! News about kidnapped nanos unrelated.
Dt. Prof. Jevin Asteriai@wotterotter.bsky.social · 2mo agoIn other news, @ruddersails.bsky.social has been abusing me. Can you believe he put not one, but two delicious muffins the size of a house down next to me and said it's ALL MINE? It's like he isn't even thinking about my lack of willpower... My doctor is gonna kill me when he sees my blood sugar--!
Another birthday gone by, but their memory remains. Thank you, Piedunk, for all the kindness and love and joy you brought to my life and to countless others. You are loved. @piedunk.bsky.social 🎨: @emithegoat.bsky.social, @paoxarts.bsky.social, @attacracc.bsky.social, @silverscarf.bsky.social
Did you know the bigger the hat, the better spellcaster you are? It's true, my house is hat shaped.
You heard it, otters are meant to be respected and feared!
New Jersey Pinelands Commission@pinescommission.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe North American river otter is a member of the mustelid or weasel family and is a “predator at the top of the food chain in the waterways of New Jersey,” according to the New Jersey Department of Environmental Protection (NJDEP).
It is World Otter Day, therefore I am not allowed to be punished for any puns or crimes I commit.
So if @orionspaceracc.bsky.social as a purple raccoon takes a seat, would he say "I'm gonna Indigo Park my butt here for a while"?
He might be a Least Weasel, but he's certainly putting in All his effort into his job in the community @essyx.bsky.social Silvercroft setting has been rolling in my mind for a few months with what was shared here and I finally took a dive in wanting to jump in too with their help. #Collarleash
"Oh, I didn't know they were doing a Garfield Secret Lair. I guess it makes some sense, it's a decently popular-" *searches* "THREE Garfield Secret Lairs? That seems a bit excessive, especially since I'm sure we haven't had that many-" *searches* "There's 375 Secret Lair Drop Series?!"
chevely, the loathsome bug eater@ely.fyi · 3mo agoadmittedly this did get a giggle outta me
Kobolds are just little guys doing little guy things, ya know? My Kobold Life, a set of enamel pins and vinyl stickers, is now live! Come join me and help bring this pack to life over on Backerkit! More info below ⤵️
The first trailer for LAIKA's new film ‘WILDWOOD’ has been released. The film follows a girl who enters a magical forbidden forest to rescue her kidnapped baby brother. In theaters on October 23.
Definitely don't unmute this, I didn't do anything silly here.
Resident Racclien 👽💜@orionspaceracc.bsky.social · 11mo agoNano: oh thank god you noticed me! I somehow got shrunk even smaller than your tiny self and- Me:
Okay, can we talk about how ridiculous it is for Google to suggest going on a 2400 mile roadtrip during a gas price crisis?