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In the heart without women, the posts naturally become divine | PGH | he/him
rewatching ‘Prince of Darkness’ right now—more movies should say “I know what you’re thinking and yes, the devil *is* real but he’s not a big red guy with horns, he’s more of like an aerosolized slime or gel we keep in the basement of a church in los angeles”
I always liked the HK-47 route from KotOR where he would preface everything he said with how it was meant to be interpreted: “statement,” “baseless conjecture,” “idle musing”
Chris Person@papapishu.bsky.social · 4d agoIt was a mistake to make computers talk to people like annoying adults. Movies and Star Trek have taught me that a robot should not understand jokes and should respond to them comically seriously.
“and it’s all this convoluted bank BULLSHIT—i.e., i gotta wear a TIE” is one of the funniest line deliveries ever recorded
don't hug me I'm porksweats@porksweats.bsky.social · 3d agomy pick
my mother’s alma mater (and the only school I was forbidden from applying to) Temple mentioned 🧑🎓🧑🎓🧑🎓
Bran 9 From Outer Space@bransonreese.bsky.social · 5d ago
i make the face in the second panel here every time i talk about AI at work
WinRAR Earle@tommchenry.bsky.social · 3mo agohow they make us talk now
"Would Ash Williams have survived the events of Resident Evil 2" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Doing AI """""""""upskilling""""""""" at work at the 11th hour so they don't fire my ass and it's not hard to see how this turns you into a stupid busybox asshole; 90 minutes of getting stroked off by a robot in order to get lists of inconsistent terms that could be resolved by 1 human
thinking about a guy who keeps trying to get into the SAW traps because he loves puzzles and Jigsaw hates him but the guy’s really good at disguises so Jigsaw keeps abducting him accidentally
they’re playing old Otomo interviews before this showing of Akira lol
crazy shot of a guy wearing a tørso shirt in ‘the history of concrete’ (2026)
There is one scene of ‘Primetime’ that I am really going to be needing the @saramchenry.bsky.social analysis on
I got my last job by giving the interviewer one of the crisp, ice-cold molsons canadian i keep on my person at all times in case of an emergency* *wanting to drink a molson canadian
Kai Ryssdal@kairyssdal.bsky.social · 2w agoI’m sorry, but if you bring an iced coffee - or any damn beverage at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
*being ground down into a fine paste by various things outside of my control* this is all happening because I never learned to love myself sufficiently
Watching SomethingAwful forum goons Diabetus and Slowbeef play through ‘Dead to Rights’ in 10-minute chunks on Vimeo in 480p and not knowing it was all going downhill from there
woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · 2w agoi recently said remembering 9/11 is a good measuring stick for whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer but i also think “do you remember watching videos on the internet before youtube” is a good one
“Tired of Sex” because when he says “Friday night, I'm making Therese” it sounds to me like he’s saying “Schralese” which makes it seem like he’s just making up a woman’s name in a panic
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 2w ago‘Pinkerton’ came out 30 years ago today. 💿 What’s your favorite track?
my local arthouse theater’s website is insanely bad for online ticket sales so this afternoon after work i walked in there to buy advance tickets to The History of Concrete and Ken Russell’s The Devils lol
now that destiny 2's content is being unvaulted i'm really excited for everyone to play curse of osiris and go "oh fuck this sucks ass haha"
not now, kitten—the jersey mike’s chicken bacon ranch sub from last night is taking its toll
always stunned at the people who don’t set their transactions to private on venmo
The version of ‘6 Feet Deep’ by Gravediggaz available on Spotify no longer contains the track “1-800-Suicide” what the fuck
watching a guy muddle through a description of a card buff in this deckbuilding roguelite and mumbling "it's just a decaying retain where the number of stacks is equal to the turns retained and the increase to the card's cost, couldn't be simpler brother" alone in my apartment
i think my biggest issue with the ai-generated charlie brown image where charlie is asking if he’s dead yet is that snoopy should be thinking his response and it’s out of character that woodstock would be saying “fuck!” in english instead of those little vertical marks.
seems like my industry might be collapsing (my 3rd!) and instead of developing professional connections to jump ship i got cool enough with my brusque gen x marketing head to crack him up by saying ‘come and see’ when we get a team-building prompt asking us what movie universe we’d want to live in
i crossed a rubicon w/r/t pulling mug handles for pottery and now instead of hating and dreading it i am obsessed with it and get sad i only get to pull a couple of them per week
cracking up remembering that i went back to this sandwich place in lincoln square when i visited chicago last month because i wanted one particular sandwich and after i ordered it multiple members of the restaurant staff came up to praise me for picking that sandwich off the menu
they guard the sauces at popeye's chicken like they're hoarding precious treasure now, bro it's blackened ranch not the hope diamond
the beggars out of here getter@milesklee.bsky.social · 4w agois there like a 10k word article on McDonald’s no longer stocking ketchup with the napkins and straws and making you explicitly ask for it
