having a daydream about running a bookstore filled with books on the various eastern philosophies and healing methodologies, as well as esoteric/occult studies. and then a space for classes. i’d love a third space for weirdos.

top two things that texans never should’ve done in chicago 1) invent deep dish pizza; 2) run for IL09

when ur in streeterville planning ur first political campaign

Catbus@catbus.phd · 6mo ago

Our Lady of Perpetually Online

really bsky you're gonna tell me i've reached my drafts limit but give me no way to mass delete them

i have reached the maximum number of drafts 🤣

god i love samba

pretty awesome how the white sox had the “tamale guy” (yes i know proper grammar is “tamal guy”) throw out the first pitch the other night. when i used to gig at late night dives 20yrs ago he’d come in with his tamales for $1/ea. absolute legend, esp when you’re tanked.

italian beef and hot giardiniera on thin crust yeah dude hell yeah

what is a shrew and why’d it need to be tamed and was this a sort of richard gere thing bc eww

there goes the “japanese super rat” kento yoshioka again (via no comply network) #skateboarding

younger mfs are cute when they’re like “look at me try to ollie at 30yo” jajaja yes try 52yo

logging on

i’m surprised that the rotten tomatoes rating for “cabin boy” (52) is higher than bill murray’s “the man who knew too little” (37), especially since it destroyed chris elliott’s career for decades, and that it’s objectively a very bad film (which i enjoyed immensely lol)

if you’re a mammal there’s a 20% chance you’re a bat 🦇 yes there are so many bat species that 1 in 5 mammals are bats 🦇

no matter how you feel about the show, dark matter s2e5 was an absolute clinic in cinematography

angela sarafyan’s eyes are so captivating

my wife and i are going around talking like those alien guys from sesame street if you ever wonder how we are together

Bloob and Blob from Sesame Street

Alt: Bloob and Blob from Sesame Street

static.klipy.com

watching “house of flying daggers” 🤘

my customer service agent’s name was AlvinSimon

Alvin, Simon, and Theodore Sing Together

Alt: The Chipmunks Alvin, Simon, and Theodore Sing Together

static.klipy.com

china is requiring verification of credentials before spewing advice on the internet or you get your account shut down and fined 😮

i'm so bad at video games that i decided to just watch a playthrough on youtube and pretend i’m playing by just moving my mouse around. look how good i am at ghost of tsushima *moves mouse and button-mashes the shift key*

using chunky peanut butter to eat with my apples now i’m getting flashbacks of changing my son’s diapers jajaja

actually Hallgrímsson, “genocide” is the precise word to use

i would’ve stomped mfs on Double Dare

logging on 👋

i heard brett goldstein’s real voice (the guy who plays roy kent in ted lasso) and it’s jarring. i only want to hear and see him as roy kent.

i spent some time thinking about how to make insects less disgusting looking, and thought it would be fun if they were all human shaped, but then seeing tiny little humans eat poo, or each other, would be even more off putting, so like never mind

bc i can’t i won’t and i don’t stop

someone asked me if i was a gamer lol the last video games i played regularly was nba live 2000 and rainbow six

going through my drafts and it looks like i never sent a post making fun of K A T saying that her new phone number is (800) 588-2300