social media lol

alex eala 🇵🇭🎾 just sold out tickets to her upcoming match in toronto. tournament director said he’s never seen this level of following before from someone ranked not in the top five. bro have you met filipinos? 🤣

DSA took a hit in MO i see 😢

lmaoooo the philippine football federation *would* side with infantino jfc do you dumb asses think any of that proposed money is gonna go to you? really? and even if it would have, do you think the fans/athletes believe the money won’t just go into your pockets?

i notice that whenever coffee starts making me feel worse it’s time to cut back smdh

me getting a lifetime award for “most believable cishet neurotypical”

searchlight got a lot of nerve selling “gentlemen broncos” (2009) for $15

hey we just picked a honey crisp apple from our tree! it’s small but tastes as fresh as an apple orchard, and i can’t wait till the rest are ready hell yeah 🍎

the asshole of the day is my brain for finally waking up when work is over

if a genie gave me one wish i'd blow it on making marvel have punisher come out as a queer just so i can watch the fandom have a collective stroke and rip the decals off their wranglers

it doesn't matter how clear and well worded your posts are, some internet dork with a ton of internal issues will purposely misinterpret your shit

you know those apple or cherry pies by hostess? i can't quit those. since i got T2D i still get them, but i'm taking just bites of them at a time, sometimes the mf takes me two days to finish. unlike before when i used to inhale that shit.

so many first responder alarms there’s a massive emergency occurring here in rogers park

my glucose monitor just said “lol you’ll have black legs by tomorrow, hoe”

i have graduated to coffee + ginseng in the mornings next i’ll be snorting shit

my favorite saying that i use daily is “you are something else.” apparently it’s largely southern?

AL, FL, and LA do realize they're harassing an advisor and not someone who actually created federal policy right

had to take breaks but i finished watching adventures in babysitting lol so 80s but a fun trip down memory lane

you’re all on my myspace top 8

my mfs, mfettes, and fellow mfxs, i’m moving back to myspace and you’re coming with me

adventures in babysitting notes - coin operated televisions at bus stations!!!! holy shit i totally forgot about those lol

i’ve decided to rewatch it for the first time since the 80s. the wildest of phenomena is that i used to watch this movie so much that even after i havent seen it in almost 40yrs i still remember the lyrics to the first couple songs

Loki Lakapati@runtimeerror.cryptoanarchy.network · 3d ago

adventures in babysitting doesn’t get talked enough as a chicago movie. it was also my comfort movie and i had it on every day after school while i did my homework.

finally dialed in! look how pretty. this mf went into an iced oat milk dubai chocolate cafe latte bc i prefer my basic bitchery homemade

i felt a little bit of gen-x level gatekeeper energy when i was watching younger gens singing to “disarm” during the pumpkins concert at lolla, and suddenly felt like i was wearing a cop uniform. i had to talk myself down. that song probably saved them too. all music is for everyone.

Loki Lakapati@runtimeerror.cryptoanarchy.network · 2d ago

there’s protecting and there’s gatekeeping and gatekeeping is cop energy

there’s protecting and there’s gatekeeping and gatekeeping is cop energy

your relatives and old high school friends who are regurgitating all the 2020 covid-denying bullshit again don’t deserve your time and space

adventures in babysitting doesn’t get talked enough as a chicago movie. it was also my comfort movie and i had it on every day after school while i did my homework.

oh good i was wrong hulu is indeed showing the xx 🤘

i watched the usa secretary of hhs crash out on cnn and all i have to say is it’s weird to see krang outside of his robotic exoskeleton