what if i was a rabbit and i ate carrots and ran through gardens and was really fast and more
Ravio π
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, I know a guy . . . I am the guy . . . | π¨ chibinur β
( he is not even listening. his hands had come up to hold hood in place, shoulders shaking and face hiding in that dark depth of fabrics. ) whh..
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w ago..Gyehehehehe!~ [Pulling back, hands on his chest. Laughing.] Oh you mortals are so easy to scare! One bad glance..a little too close, and you fold!
( underneath this hood is the face of a man completely overwhelmed, embarrassed, and seconds away from experiencing a tremor. ) wwwhh.. hnnnnhhhβ¦
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w agoI. Can't. Hear. You~ [Just getting closer]
( a hop, book slammed down and immediately flipped through. skipping some different sections.. going back.. then forward again.. and then pointing. ) like that! really just ways to plate the food, make it fancy. see? sugar glass to make βwingsβ. isnt that just really neat? π
π’πππππ , ππΎππ@herooftimereborn.bsky.social Β· 2w ago.... ( He looked confused as he'd tilt his head to the side. ) Explain.
oh no- no! absolutely not on my menu, but the recipe book has some very cute meals that instruct you how to make them in a very.. fairy themed arrangement!
π’πππππ , ππΎππ@herooftimereborn.bsky.social Β· 2w agoThe bulk. It would do me good to have multiple fairies. ( his gaze sharpened as he suddenly smile sweetly... too sweetly. ) If you had any recipes based upon fairies, I don't think I would be able to prevent myself from harming you. So, if you have any... ππππ ππ. π’
the fairies come in different colors, so if you have a preference! or just want to buy the bulk, i give a discount on big purchases. the recipe book? absolutely! we are not.. looking for fairy based recipes, right?.. ( shuffling through the respective boxes, he was just closing for the night. )
π’πππππ , ππΎππ@herooftimereborn.bsky.social Β· 2w agoI would like the bottled fairies.. It would be nice to have for a time. ( More like an emergency for those who needs it. It would have no effect upon him as he is long dead. ) and the recipe book, please.
ah, you are cornering me in a battle of mental gymnastics that i admit i did startβ¦ sure! here we are.. most is just stuff from here. a few bundles of arrows, some with effects. a nice sword, great on durability still.. some ingredients.. ah! a recipe book.. bottled up fairiesβ¦
π’πππππ , ππΎππ@herooftimereborn.bsky.social Β· 2w agosmuggled goods from lorule yet only a select few knows how to get there. ( He'd raise an amused brow at Ravio but plays along. ) Alright merchant, shall you show your wears?
everything. anything i can get my hands on! and smuggled in goods from lorule. ( what a LIAR. )
π’πππππ , ππΎππ@herooftimereborn.bsky.social Β· 2w agoI see then I must have been mistaken, then it's a pleasure to meet you Ravio and what do you sell exactly?
( like a startled prey animal, this rabbit is nearly jumping out his own skin. more accurately his hood. comically the ears of the hood stand at attention, even more comically we can imagine the blush is actually on the hoods implied cheek areas. ) i think i think i would like to i think maybe mayb
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w agoBecause I said i would..aww..I liked those noises you made. Again~.
( a very loud and possibly more dramatic than needed yelp, both hands moving to the slapped ear and in tune that side of head. ) hmgmgnhβ??? why would you! do that? ( pulling up hood to get proper coverage of everything now, sinking into the easiest hideaway. all warm faced and huffy. )
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w ago[Turning on a dime, closing the distance and slapping his left ear.] Nope! Gyehehehehehehe
wh! hey. hey, we can come to an amicable agreement about this entire thing. that does not include my ears being hit! especially does not include that. specifically does not.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w agoI'm going. to slap you on the ears.
β¦ yeah. how about you look in that cabinet, actually? maybe that one will suit you better.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w agoGood! They aren't made to make you tense. Now..if you can remove the 'little' part, i will buy that plaque.
never kissed anyone in my entire life and i honestly i am starting to feel like that is a good place to stay.
my eyes are open and all i see is a pervert. they are very comforting and not at all making me tense.
Max McCollum@eldritchcurator.bsky.social Β· 2w agoMy tentacles! Open your eyes ravio. See? Part of me. They dont hurt.
i knew you would go far. remember me when you have ten mansions.
ππππππππ. βｑ°β©@ofcoldblood.bsky.social Β· 2w agoWHERE'D THEY ALL COME FROM.
i just wanted to hang out with my best friend demise who is my closest friend.
what did i even do. WHAT did i even DO.
Majjy@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social Β· 2w agoβNah, thatβs you, Ravio.β
// evil papa catching strays from a wet spaghetti noodle π
ππππππ@ancestral-evil.bsky.social Β· 2w ago//please so it's funny when they don't respect evil papa