Rupert Goodwins

@rupertg.bsky.social

Tech hack. Hacks tech. Was Prince Philip. Wrote firmware for Clive and Alan, wrote words for decades, now Register columnist and creative tech at Civic Digits. Quite blind. Music, history, radio, science. Only robots have to be binary: YMMV.

Tried to find how to add TouchID to my Mac Mini sans the useless -- to me -- Magic Keyboard or Apple Watch. Apple: Fuck off, crip. You don't deserve biometric sec. Worse, caught myself muttering "I'm not going to burn any more tokens on this". AI Threat is more insidious than thought.

Jammed in eye, bowmen sly, and ponies toddling For tonight I'm gonna slay old Harold Godwin Norman hordes flash their swords, make Saxons cry-oh Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the Bayeux

Two PR emails within five minutes, both startung EMBARGOED, which guarantees they are about companies I've never heard of doing things nobody cares about. One AI vertical rebranding snd snother with s product variation so tĥuddingly obvious it could be an Archers plot line? Oh boy. Right again.

If you have a third-party DNS server set up in your router, could you check on a DNS leak test site to see if your ISP is intercepting your DNS port 53 traffic and routing it to their servers anyway? I have Quad9, but Zen DNS seems to snaffle traffic unless I enable DNS-over-TLS.

Today's urgent task: design earbuds with a transparent mode that filters out the phrase 'picky bits' and replaces it with the preferable sound of a whining Labrador with explosive diarrhea.

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Not unrelated, how had I missed The Riches? Their producer slips in a solo on this one, no prizes for guessing who and the prog link...https://open.spotify.com/track/3cPtZw0oqMEkKlGSF0SLkc?si=gUcy5LWCSTqCI0tNtSYQ1Q&utm_source=copy-link

Last night's Prog Rock Prom was a lot more fun than I expected. Carl Palmer and Peter Hmamill shaking hands after the closing great gates of Kiev elp style was particularly good -two old men and a drum solo.

Gbosrd on my Samsung tablet just shrank for no good reason -- again -- to unusable size. Had learned how to fix this from last time, but Settings has been reworked by a skilled sadist. Had to nuke and reinstall. Worst UX this year. Why, Google?

Huge fan of public transport, abhor violence and try to practice compassion. However, having got home half an hour late after to missing my stop due to two rugtats' 100dB competitive whine-out of I wANT BOOBIE for 15 BLOODY MINUTES behind me on the bus, I'm in Club Ba'al's Learjet.