I have redecorated my house. Any one not following my lead is not a patriot and likely an immigrant. Anyone not decorating their house like mine should therefore be deported immediately. No ifs, no buts.

This is blatantly discrimination. Embezzlers deserve far better than this. Except, Marine Le Pen is a woman so I should probably be supporting this and harassing her. www.wsj.com/world/europe...

Marine Le Pen Found Guilty of Embezzlement, Banned From Next Election

Judges convicted the far-right leader of misusing EU funds and barred her from running in the 2027 French presidential elections.

wsj.com

So after kicking me out for being a racist misogynist who's harassed women, they replace me with a racist misogynist who's harassed women.

Reform Party UK Exposed@reformexposed.bsky.social · 2y ago

Arron Banks is Reform UK's new candidate. Let's not forget when he posted an insulting blackface pic of someone to mock Diane Abbott. He deleted it after media pressure... hopenothate.org.uk/2017/12/22/a...

An announcement. Today, I am launching a national inquiry into the rape gang scandal. Of course I don't actually care and I'm not even in a position to launch a national enquiry. It sounds good though, and I'm sure I'll find someone to blame when the enquiry doesn't actually go ahead.

Have I mentioned I give my MP salary to charity yet today? I don't like virtue signallers, but I do love going on about how grand and charitable I am.

To all my followers who expect to see my constant tweets regarding small boats, I must apologise. For the foreseeable future, I will instead be posting about Jacqueline Perry KC 20 times a day, calling her out for her accusations. I will not stop until she retracts her statement that I harass women.

I have not harassed anyone, and I would never harass anyone. I will now hound this KC night and day, until he retracts his statement.

Reform Party UK Exposed@reformexposed.bsky.social · 2y ago

‘Credible evidence’ former Reform MP Rupert Lowe harassed women, says KC www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

"Disgusting and contemptible"!? That's rich, coming from a man who turns up at board meetings smelling of fag-ash, stale-beer and failure.

Chamber UK@chamberuk.bsky.social · 2y ago

Conflict in @reform-uk-official.bsky.social laid bare. In leaked private WhatsApp messages seen by the BBC, Nigel Farage called the behaviour of suspended Reform MP @rupertlowe.bsky.social "disgusting" & "contemptible". The exchange follows Lowe calling Reform a “protest party” led by “the Mesiah”.

We're the party of hate. Don't tell me you didn't realise we also hate each other.

Reform Party UK Exposed@reformexposed.bsky.social · 2y ago

How long until Zia Yusuf is sacked?

You should see how he dresses for ReformUK PLC board meetings.

Reform Party UK Exposed@reformexposed.bsky.social · 2y ago

A pic of Nigel Farage serving the people of Cheltenham yesterday on Friday, the traditional day MPs hold surgeries in the constituencies. Oh wait, he’s MP for Clacton…

I'm considering names for my own political party. Currently, I've chosen The Lowe-nly Party.

Rumours are circulating that I threatened Zia Yusuf with physical violence. Let me be abundantly clear - this is untrue. I do not stoop to threats of physical violence so if anyone else repeats this libelous rumour, I'll knock their block off.

I've won a prize! 🥳

I just don't know what this world is coming to. You do a couple of innocent little Roman Salutes, and everyone calls you a Nazi.

We are delighted to welcome Kaymey McIvor to the fold. Reform is proud to be made up of tax Dodgers, wife beaters and now a sexual deviant. We are currently in walks with the police so we can get Ivor Caplin released so he can join as well.

If your local laws are incompatible with Meta, then your local laws MUST BE CHANGED.

Peter Stefanovic@peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 2y ago

Brazil says Meta hate speech policy changes do not fit with local law www.reuters.com/world/americ...

I would like to offer my deepest sympathy to all my colleagues at Reform, who have to endure Nigel's leadership. Musk and myself are doing everything we can to rectify this situation, and I will be taking over as soon as possible.

I was shocked this morning to learn my energy provider has had me under internal investigation, owing to my exceptionally low electricity bills. Had they discussed this with me, I'd have been able to tell them that I much prefer gaslight.

Statement: Today I voted for the amendment requiring a nice lengthy enquiry prior to any child protection being enacted from the 2022 report. Let me be clear - I could not give a flying flamingo about child safety. But this is a goldmine for political point scoring!

Hi Ed, welcome to the platform. I was wondering if you could help me with advancing my political career? Would it be possible for you to lend me a 150 foot bunjee cord, so I can arrange a 125 foot jump for Nigel?

Ed Davey@eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 2y ago

Taking the leap into Bluesky 👋

Today's schedule: 4:30 AM Rise, check weather 5-6:30 Animal care 7-10 Fieldwork 10:15 Snack 10:15-12:30 Tasks 12:30 Lunch 1-3 Admin 3-5 Field 5-6 Animal care 6 Dinner 6:30-9 Paperwork 9 Sleep I don't know when I'm going to find time to write pointless letters asking for a repeat public inquiry.

Back of Ben you bitch, he's mine! How are you Elon? What policies would you like to see me bring to Reform? Thinking of you ❤️❤️❤️

This morning I have written to Nigel Farage - my message could not have been clearer. Hahahaha hahahaha, he's my friend now!

Something is happening out there

Something is happening out there

Something is happening out there

Something is happening out there.