Rupert the Rabbit
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What do you call a cat who teaches at a university? A purrfessor. #RupertsComedyShow
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water. #RupertsComedyShow
Why don’t kittens like online shopping? They prefer catalogs. #RupertsComedyShow
Why did the bullet lose its job? It got fired. #RupertsComedyShow
Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something. #RupertsComedyShow
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well. #RupertsComedyShow
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. #RupertsComedyShow
Where do penguins go to vote? The North Poll. #RupertsComedyShow
The big match is on at Wimbledon today 🐇v 🐿️
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! #RupertsComedyShow
The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense. #RupertsComedyShow
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #RupertsComedyShow
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #RupertsComedyShow
Any one for tennis, It's that time of the year around our way 🎾
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Nectarines. #RupertsComedyShow