HAHA .ᐟ i LOVE summer . i'm racking up the BIIIG bucks for my babysitting services ── ✨️✨️✨️
─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘.
@ruthlesssitter.bsky.social
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝐌𝐘 𝑴𝑶𝑴 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝙍𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 ... 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉'𝙏 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘, 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙐𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
UUUUUGHHHH . 👺 [ she stomps off and pulls a whiteboard into the room ── then writes, " HELLO, TWERP >:( " in big red letters . ]
GRETCHEN.@gildedthorns.bsky.social · last yr.[She uses her phone to type a text to speech message.] 'I can't hear very well. You're gonna have to try harder.' [Stone-faced.]
... 👺 I SAID ── [ she revs it up . 💀 . ] HELLOOOOOO, TWERP .ᐟ 😡
GRETCHEN.@gildedthorns.bsky.social · last yr.[Does not even flinch. Her dad's worse than a chainsaw.]
... huh . alright, i see . so why a dragon ── .ᐣ
soooo, like, just to make sure i've got this riiight ... you're originally human or dragon .ᐣ
this is the LAST place someone would expect to find a dragon .ᐟ they like, mostly live up in castles and stuff, don't they .ᐣ.ᐟ
you don't .ᐣ are you sure .ᐣ everyone has one .ᐟ maybe a purse, or a jacket .ᐣ
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last yr.I do not ..
you're a WHAT . ... silly, dragons don't EXIST .ᐟ
ha, doesn't EVERYBODY have one these days .ᐣ
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last yr.How strange … someone else I know has one. 😦
topaz fun fact vicky has a supervillain alter ego in one episode where she's called ' the baby shredder ' LMAO
HAHAHA . GOOD . 👺 i'm so amazing . ✨️ [ 💀 ... ]
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.UGHHH nevermind , I take it BACKKK 😡
... sounds like a LOSER . and you're COMPARING me to them .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.Oroku Saki — aka the SHITTER 👺
boo . 👺 SO WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺👺
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.I don’t have a baby sitter cuz’ I’m independent. ✨ That, and, I don’t want one 👺
oh yeah .ᐣ like WHO . do you know alyssa or something ── is she your babysitter .ᐣ yeah, she can kind of sound like me sometimes . what a COPYCAT . 👺
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.You sound like someone else I hate, ugh 😡
it SO is . what do YOU know about FASHION trends ── 👺
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.I doubt it 😒
for YOUR information, this hairstyle is totally IN right now . 👺
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.It looks like someone took a dookie on your head and formed it into that abomination you call hair 👺
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝑶𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞 𝐎𝐅 ...
─╌ 𝕯𝐄𝐍𝐙𝐄𝐋 𝓒𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑.@fairyobsessed.bsky.social · last yr.ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ... 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙍𝙔 𝙂𝙊𝘿 𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ
oh, no .ᐟ it's a toy, don't worry . it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone .ᐟ [ she somehow TUCKS it away ( into nowhere ) . 💀 . ]
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last yr.I- It is quite alright… perhaps be more careful who you aim that thing at. It is very dangerous 😦
MY HAIR LOOKS AMAZING . HOW DARE YOU . 👺
ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ@xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · last yr.Ugly ass hair cut 👹
just because i can't babysit you doesn't mean i can't buIIy YOU .ᐟ i used to buIIy my friends, you know ── 👺
[ ... ADULT, ADULT . vicky, put it away .ᐟ act INNOCENT .ᐟ 👺 ] ... hehe, my apologies, miss .ᐟ i thought you were someone else .ᐟ ☺️
𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗@xofredrosesx.bsky.social · last yr.Oh, good heavens . . 😦 ‼️
[ PULLING OUT A CHAlNSAW 👹 ] hey, tWEEEEEERPS .ᐟ.ᐟ 😈