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can you all be normal

lord just put the bullet in my skull im ready to go just take me

okay!! jeez..

—𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍@peregrinemendicant.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You shut up, now.

i know that i don't really have a stay in this but i think the world might be a better place if you killed that guy.

—𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍@peregrinemendicant.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Not now. You're busy potentially ending a years-long grudge.

hhuh

i could take him

can he shut the fuck up like actually

hey.

* You quickly look away. Who is that?@cracked-bat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

* IS THAT JUST???? NEPETA FUCKING LEIJON??????? HUH?

i... would have done some thing years ago, if i had the chance to? i hope YOUR john isn't the sort of person to leave you guys dead if he had the chance to do something about it. it's not like i don't have IDEAS of things i could do, it's just. i'm not smart enough to know what i'd have to change.

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

[ ..It's something, alright. ] ..Noted. . . . I'm going to assume you aren't quite itching to fix that any time soon? Or that you'd be particularly eager to bite at the chance to? ..anymore, anyway?

is that her name?

she's not that bad.

[ As always, John is wonderful at underselling his own struggles. That's always been a strength of his, hasn't it? ] there's.. a really tall, like, sort of white version of jack? she's pretty cool?? that's about it, though. i probably would've found somebody by now. if they were... y'know.

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Th- [ ..Blink. For a moment, the mask slips entirely- something that comes off like genuine offense at the /circumstances/ flashing over her face. ] ..That cannot be your /only/ option. Really? /No one/ else??

[ ... Pursing your lips. ] [ Shaking your head. ] ... there's a big fish lady, i guess? but she's sort of evil, so.

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

. . . ..Tasteful. Incredibly tasteful. [ ..Her gaze settles off. ] ..No one else is viable, though? Not amongst any of them? ... Well. Under the hopeful assumption that there /is/ anyone 'else'.

i'm just not used to people not knowing this about me anymore

I... [ ... Hm. ] [ Whatever you were about to say dies on your tongue. Your face keeps trying to settle around a response and failing. ] [ Confusion, evident. ] [ After a few seconds of this, you give up and draw your thumb across your throat. ]

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

. . . [ Crossing her arms. ] Go on.

[ ... Pausing, for a second? ] I. Uh. So. About that???

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

... Jade, Jane, and Jake are /all/ out there, aren't they? Or, well- Jade and Jane, mostly. They seem like the only viable options.

??????? You mean my dad??? The dead guy???

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

..Your family? [ Blink. ]

I'm not sure who you think I have the option to move in with.

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Just a little surprised. I thought you would've taken the opportunity to fix that by now.

For the past... six years or so, yes. It's a long story. I mean I guess you already know a good 80% of it, but still.

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

..Still? Noted.

I LIVE ALONE, ALRIGHT? I DON'T USUALLY HAVE TO KEEP MY THOUGHTS TO MYSELF.

tentacleTherapist [TT]@velvetsquiddleknit.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Sometimes I wonder if you understand the concept of speaking in public.

I'M SORRY OKAY.

Aradia Megido@apocaiypsearisen.bsky.social · 4mo ago

look at what youve done

stop.

d.@extracaledfwlch.bsky.social · 4mo ago

good idea

he needs to die.

huh. huh?

this is weird. i don't like what any of us are doing right now.

HA HA ROSE. VERY FUNNY.

okay now dave says it too

sometimes i wonder why i was ever friends with you guys actually

ROSE.