Ryanne Dolan

@ry.codes

BigTech BigData infra @ LinkedIn, Twitter, Cloudera

My Astro robot took a really long nap (8 months) and then spontaneously woke up today and zoomed around the house. Problem is I've acquired two new dogs in that time, who didn't know the thing could move lol

New code smell discovered: TODOs left by agents are there because what you've asked makes no sense, not because the agent is lazy.

I have had to start wearing reading glasses to accommodate Claude Code etc. Full-screen zoomed-in vim doesn't cut it anymore.

Getting 26 tok/s inference and 13k tok/s fine-tuning in *Java* with a custom LLM/SSM engine on my new DGX Spark. No idea what to do with it tho.

Who is accountable? I'm currently working towards a future where no one is accountable for software at all. People sign off on business requirements but not software.

IntelliJ IDEA, a JetBrains IDE@intellijidea.com · 2w ago

Who is actually accountable when AI-generated code ships to production? @starbuxman.joshlong.com (Spring Developer Advocate) has a 1970s IBM answer that's hard to argue with, and a case for why the JVM is better positioned for the AI era than most developers think. 🎥 Watch: youtu.be/_ftzJ33mCTI

a friend coined the term “yasslighting” to mean “when you are stupid wrong but your bad influence friend keeps telling you the opposite out of some bizarre obligation never to question you.” Gambling websites, manosphere toxic masc trainings, many cults, and more are all built to yasslight.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3w ago

They've basically yassified degenerate gamblers. "Did your wife leave you because you were placing bets on high school volleyball games? What if we told you that you weren't a pathetic, hopeless loser but actually a VISIONARY WHO COULD PREDICT THE FUTURE?"

There's clearly a CoT voice and a chat voice, but if you ask Claude to write a file it won't use either. Which means it doesn't NEED to sound ridiculous all the time.