Ryan Burkett
@ryanburkett.bsky.social
Chicago writer and comedian, trying to raise a good beagle
I did three social things that I didn’t really want to do last week out of obligation and they were all okay and I did two things that I wanted to do that were also okay and my only takeaway is that anyone who saw me last week must have thought yeah he seems okay
Do you think Bigfoot is ever like omg I saw people again
A horror movie set in a karaoke bar called Escape From The Piña Colada Song
Everyone in my office I want ten old ideas on my desk immediately
Pop Base@popbase.tv · last wk.🚨 A ‘GLEE’ revival has been officially ordered at Disney+ and Hulu. No cast members are currently announced to return.
I have never seen anything like You Can See Everything (because I haven’t seen You Can See Everything)
None of my dreams have come true except that terrifying liminal space bathroom thing somebody get me outta here
This was in her contract but she’s not done reading it yet
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · 2w agoKatie Zacharia is fired as White House press secretary after 5 days, NYT reports.
When everybody’s mad at the same baseball team or whatever I always assume they keep losing or maybe one of the players did a murder
Please hire me to write something I promise it’ll be this bad
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2w agoFirst look at young Jason with his machete in the ‘FRIDAY THE 13TH’ prequel series.
Sometimes it occurs to me out of nowhere that I never have intrusive thoughts and that if I don’t throw my phone at a passing car they might start
As someone with bad taste in music who works customer service I’m torn
I never got my dream job but in my defense no one ever asked me if I wanted it
He always looks like he’s doing an Instagram ad for men who think regular t-shirts hurt
Marlow Stern@marlownyc.bsky.social · 3w agoShane Gillis bombed his "SNL" monologue (again): variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Congrats to everyone running the Chicago marathon today! You are all heroes (of that specific category)
Remember: your eyebrows should be sisters, not twins, and they are NOT FRIENDS
My favorite party game is seeing who can read a Buzzfeed headline out loud in one breath
Ugh everybody who really has Imposter Syndrome probably thinks I’m such a phony
I always think people are photoshopping his face smaller to be funny. Every time I see him I think “nah this isn’t really my sense of humor”
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 3w agoI think we know what this means
Just had to make a purchase at Guitar Center and um ACTUALLY shit sorry that keeps happening