I am a cliche dad in the most obnoxious way… I am at the airport 2 hours early
Someone come carry me on a date this weekend. It’s my first weekend free as a newly divorced single dad. You know you want too.
I’m doing the most cliche sadboy shit and turning my divorce papers into poetry. Enjoy, or don’t? I HAVE BEEN MORE THAN THIS. I STILL RESIDE IN THE TIME WE LIVED THE IMPOSSIBLE AS POSSIBILITY BETWEEN US.
What does it profit a prophet? If they break apart their home trying to mend the world?
Just saw a comment calling Meta glasses wearers "Flock Face" and lmaoooo
2026 is legitimately the worst year of my life, and that’s really saying something because I’ve had some goddamn doozies.
Randomly thinking about @leahanelson.bsky.social delivering the greatest compliment and burn I have ever received in a single sentence. “You presented an unusual challenge because of the Faulknerian length and breadth of your speechifying.” 😂😂😂
“Out of my ignorance, I called you a homeland and I forgot that homelands are taken away." — Mahmoud Darwish
Psalm 139:13-18, Genesis 35:16-29, and Matthew 12:15-21 felt so timely today. Especially with sermon 23 of Eckhart’s from this book.
Wild how some of the best news I have received in years is also one of the most emotionally devastating things I have been told because of this season of life I have found myself in.
DISENTANGLE dis·en·tan·gle (dĭs′ĕn-tăng′gəl) 1. To extricate from entanglement or involvement; free. 2. To clear up or resolve; unravel. 3. To become free of entanglement
Some days I write nothing. Other times I write a handful of shitty poems in a single day in between doing dishes and playing video games with my children. It all just comes in waves, I guess.
Before I die I want to be able to write a single sentence that is so emotionally devastating that people liken it to Kafka, Dostoevsky, or Bukowski.
I haven’t been 270lbs in like 10 years. Guess that’s what Zoloft and divorce will do to you. 😅
Life Is But A Strand Of Happy Accidents Moira Rose
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I missed the gym for three weeks, but on Tuesday I managed to go. I did legs. I over did legs. I moved a total of 58,650lbs over one hour and let me tell you… two days later and I’m struggling to walk. 😂😭
Is the result of me shoveling for six hours or the first signs of stigmata on the way to my inevitable canonization as a saint? Stay tuned!
“Death cannot go on forever because then death would not be the opposite of life but its equal.” — Origen
It's cruel for bands to make you cry to songs with these kind of titles: youtu.be/jlmt7ri9CFk?...
Bring Me The Horizon - Tell Slater Not to Wash His Dick (2026 Repented - Official Lyric Video)
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New yarn new yarn new yarn! Visit the shop to see all the good stuff I’ve been spinning these days :) More detailed descriptions to come!
LIFE HACK: If you dig holes while you cry no one can tell what’s sweat what’s tears
The last three weeks have made me understand all the more why some folks ain’t sober. FFS.
“Driven by the forces of love, the fragments of the world seek each other so that the world may come into being.” — Pierre Teilhard de Chardin