Ryan Cullen
@ryancullencomedy.bsky.social
Stand-up Comedian. Co-Host of 'Absolute Cuts' Pod
Man City getting relegated before the 115 charges relegates them would be *chefs kiss*
Elf | Absolute Cuts Podcast #70 Another Xmas Special & this time it's the family classic Elf, that of course Mark tries to ruin with his baseless theories Spotify - tinyurl.com/2xbrdwmh Youtube - youtu.be/0abNn0tYDQs?fe… On all major pod apps
Banging new app out lads. Cheers for the heads up Duolingo
Post this one so I don't have to show the artist page that has Limp Bizkit on it
HOME ALONE 2: LOST IN NEW YORK | Absolute Cuts Podcast #69 It's Xmas Special season folks & we start it all off with a ripper of an episode Spotify - tinyurl.com/yc3d4b8u Youtube - youtu.be/Ed9VBifKK98?fe… On all major pod apps
At what point do you actually sit down and think to yourself, "you know what my life is missing, being a member of Young Fine Gael"
THE BUSINESS | Absolute Cuts Podcast #68 Classic Cuts this one folks. Danny Dyer, Wicked & Nelsons wildest fact yet Spotify - tinyurl.com/mrzm6s3n Youtube - youtu.be/dy4oUIMd0mo?fe… On all major pod apps
TOUR ONSALE NOW For tickets go to linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic These are just the first batch. Plenty more places to come. If you would like me to bring the tour anywhere please let me know in the comments.
Reckon Dee Devlin has pre-written 30 of those defences in her phone notes and just pops them out once every 6 months when applicable again
You know that moment when sleeping in bed and you jolt, as if you thought you were falling? That's a ghost fingering you
"innocent until proven guilty" *Proven guilty* "The deep state have claimed another victim in their war on humanity"
Donated blood today. It's truly amazing that you can save someone's life for the price of a hamster
I see Conor McGregor's Election mandate of "Protect Irish women" has hit the most spectacular of snags
Ferris Bueller's Day Off | Episode #67 Mark & Ryan discuss Gladiator 2, what happened to Cullen's socks and Nelson presents a wild Ferris Bueller theory Spotify - tinyurl.com/yj4ahb8e Youtube - youtu.be/54Im_o3YLlk?... On all major platforms
Absolute Cuts #67 - FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF
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Would watch if started & ended with a catastrophic house fire within the first 30 seconds
PoliticsHome@politicshome.bsky.social · 2y ago📺 Filming has started for a reality TV show focused on former Conservative MP Jacob Rees-Mogg
Imagine having a wet dream while your electric blanket was on. Electrocuted. Imagine the mess they'd find in the morning
I was horrified to hear that fingernail scratch marks where found inside my grandmothers coffin considering it was me that tied her up
Planning and not actually doing it. Does this man follow through on anything
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2y agoGeorge R.R. Martin says he’s planning on joining #Bluesky 🦋
Look before this becomes some sort of Left-wing haven, we have to admit that freeing Britney was a terrible idea
Starting to dislike this place already
Ryan Cullen@ryancullencomedy.bsky.social · 2y agoLet's pray this shit is better than Threads