- ̗̀ ryan ̖́-
@ryanflipthecar.bsky.social
26 and faggy | He/Him | Wiccan 🌒🌕🌘| Shiny hunter✨ 881/1242 | missing a secret tooth from Lyon🦁 NSFW🔞 es charli ex y ex
Ngl if I started treating work like things i like I would've had lasted a lot longer when I worked at McDonald's (as in if I pretended it was the Krusty Krab) Like I could probably drive tramways if I pretended they were the train from Zelda spirit tracks
I got suspended for having my acc hacked but the mod team was late by like 3 days ijbol
Guys please make sure your account isn't compromised and you've somehow reposted this, it's been happening to people (including me)
Bulking is so hard because i love eating skinny people shit Celery sticks as a snack? Yummy Veggie pizza? Absolutely Salad? Oh hell yeah Baby carrots? Yes I will
I'm unironically moving 𝗛𝗜 𝗛𝗜 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗛𝗢 𝗛𝗜 𝗛𝗜 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗛𝗜 𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗛𝗢
If you don't atleast entertain the idea, if you don't humor the idea ghost, they won't try again for a while but that's a conversation a lot of people aren't ready for
How do u guys manage ur relationships with ur idea ghosts
holy fucking shit I hate NYPD they will chase you down to the end of the world for a $3 fine but a woman got ran over in a hit and run and they are NOT picking up the calls
Yikes for next week (that's 102° for the Americans)
Just helped some poor guy on his wheelchair rolling in direct 32°/90° sunlight, he needed me to roll him to the smoke shop Poor guy must be COOKING I can't even imagine not having an aid as a wheelchair user in this heat
A new profile on Grindr said 1 meter away and now it's gone before I had a chance to message
Catherine ebs entering that grocery store:
What is that??
i havent used the 😂 emoji since 2015 except just now when i used it for this skeet
I'm bulking and my ass is getting fatter much faster then everything else but I'm also getting a lot of hip fat so now what
Morning bloomfies the most physical contact I've had this week is mosquitoes eating me tf up
ig I've been in a queer bubble for too long cause does anyone else get lwk uncomfortable when straight people kiss
I'm too good for cleaning gloves so I lost some of my skin to the oven cleaner
I'm so sad pride month is over it went by so fast :(