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Lies can diminish truth, but not extinguish it. One such truth I know, but by convenience have denied over and over again, diminishing myself with each cowardly lie. But I can't do it anymore. This is a scooter not a motorcycle!
My recurring angst dream of the past was forgetting I had enrolled in a class until just before finals. Last night, I dreamt instead that an unpatched device was compromised, exposing my network to baddies. I am now a graybeard.
William Roper: “So, now you give the Devil the benefit of law!” Sir Thomas More: “Yes! What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?” Roper: “Yes, I'd cut down every law in England to do that!” [1/3] ...
The Destruction of the Department of Justice
When people at the department embrace Trump’s scorn for the law, the law, as a practical limitation on government action, ceases to exist.
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Watching this with my kids this evening seriously shook me and made me want to work harder to do good: www.byutv.org/55fe0a3a-23f...
Whitney Elementary - BYUtv
The principal at Whitney Elementary School finds her purpose in providing support to the community.
byutv.org
If no one is there to receive the package when it arrives, an additional 200% overship fee will be charged.
Check out these totally reasonable shipping options for a new checkbook from the bank.
Native scroll-driven animations engine is live! Webstudio is the first builder to leverage the latest web standard — the Scroll Timeline API — which allows animations to run at 120 FPS off the main thread. wstd.us/animations-p...
Silky-smooth, uninterrupted scroll-driven web animations
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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For the sake of those around me I did *not* sing along, but this was really a fantastic part of our celebration of the life and resurrection of Christ during Easter yesterday: www.youtube.com/watch?v=25FU... His light shines brighter than the darkness. He is my hero and my hope.
"Lamb of God" Virtual Worldwide Sing-along
YouTube video by spiremusic
youtube.com
It must be getting tedious ensuring the arts, education, science, business, law, and federal employee speech are all in harmony with the thoughts of Dear Leader in order to Make America Great Again®. Where could a Patriot look for ideas to solve such an unprecedented challenge?
I'm fighting to save a 900 megapixel rendering and simultaneously asking myself, "what was a I thinking making this so large?!" and "why didn't I go for 1 gigapixel?!"
I've been exploring CMS-ish options to hook into @webstudio.is or @astro.build via API. I just discovered a very fast and portable one by the creator of Presentator (❤️). It's called PocketBase. Check it out if you're looking for something like Airtable, but lean and #OpenSource: pocketbase.io
PocketBase - Open Source backend in 1 file
Open Source backend in 1 file with realtime database, authentication, file storage and admin dashboard
pocketbase.io
Today was day 1 of the worldwide conference[1] for my church. With all the madness in the world I wanted someone to justify my outrage. I hoped for some heat 🔥. What I got instead was light ☀️. I was reminded to...
Wouldn't it be nice to wake up Jan 1st, 2026 to discover this was actually April Fools Year and all the crazy stuff was just an elaborate prank...
I've been using Nvidia + Wayland for a *half hour* and nothing has broken yet. Time to prepare for the end of the world, I guess.
I heard that phrase "creativity for all" during the #AdobeSummit keynote and keep thinking...
Instead of Creativity for All™ with a subscription, try the new-this-week✨ #GIMP 3.0 and @blender.org 4.4, professional creative tools shared freely by people without machines to train or profits to maximize. (One even helped earn a studio an Academy Award 🏆 this month!)
What if instead of selling to the 1 who can/will hire us, our site was a free resource for the 1000s who can't/won't? What would you want see on such a site from a marketing/creative agency like ours? This is still in development. Feedback is appreciated. 🙏
DOGE Cuts Threaten Oil-Driller-to-Astronaut Program: “Not just anybody can make a hole and put a bomb in it and blow it up in space.” #DOGE #YR4 #Garbridge #GoDumpies
DOGE Cuts Threaten Oil-Driller-to-Astronaut Program
Garbridge University’s oil-driller-to-astronaut training program faces an uncertain future following recent budget cuts by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). The program, designed to equip oil drillers with the skills necessary to save Earth, has been a point of pride for the university. Students in the program question the logic of reducing funding for a […]
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Should we toss in Alaska to expedite the #ukraine peace deal? We care so much about stopping the bloodshed, and it really, kinda belongs to Russia anyway. #justaskinquestions 🙃
Oxygen Addicts Experience Extreme Withdrawal Symptoms in Health Study #StopOxygen #JustSayNo
Oxygen Addicts Experience Extreme Withdrawal Symptoms in Health Study
Researchers at Garbridge University have long known about the prevalence of oxygen addiction among the general population. In a study exploring how to help individuals break their breathing addiction, they have found that breaking the habit is harder than some had hoped. “Many volunteers experienced extreme withdrawal symptoms when deprived from oxygen.” Explained the research […]
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Fun fact about the compromised “Material Theme” for vscode. The dev behind that project has been a problem for a long time. A real gem of a person 💩 Backstory: github.com/zed-industri... get a clean version of Material Theme here: marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemNa...
Material Theme (But I Won't Sue You) - Visual Studio Marketplace
Extension for Visual Studio Code - A Apache-2 licensed fork of Material Theme with no threats of legal action
marketplace.visualstudio.com
New Theory Explains Why Australians Don’t Fall Off Planet Earth #Australia #JumpingAccidents #StringTheory
New Theory Explains Why Australians Don’t Fall Off Planet Earth
It’s common knowledge that Australia is upside down. What’s not common is an understanding of why the people “down under”, and all Southern Hemispherians, don’t fall into space. A Garbridge University professor now thinks they have the answer. In a groundbreaking paper published in the Journal of Applied Antipodean Physics, Professor Sarah Wellington proposes that […]
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Unable to Resist Thumbs Up Photos? 👍👍👍 You’re Not Alone. Bacteria May be the Answer. #marketing #biology #BigIfTrue
Unable to Resist Thumbs Up Photos? You’re Not Alone. Bacteria May be the Answer.
In a surprising discovery that bridges microbiology and marketing, researchers at the Institute for Evolutionary Consumer Studies have found that humans may be genetically predisposed to purchase products advertised with “thumbs-up” gestures, thanks to our bacterial ancestors. “It’s quite remarkable,” says Dr. Sarah Chuck, lead author of the study. “When people see a thumbs-up in […]
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“Mr. Whiskers has been so well-behaved lately,” notes satisfied research subject Dorothy Simmons, 87. “He doesn’t scratch the furniture anymore, and he’s really cut down on his food bills.” #education #animatronics #taxidermy
University Launches Animatronic-Taxidermy Program
Garbridge University proudly introduces its pioneering Animatronic-Taxidermy Program, combining traditional preservation techniques with advanced robotics. Our innovative program creates lifelike exhibits that engage audiences through gentle, natural movements and scientifically accurate representations. “Mr. Whiskers has been so well-behaved lately,” notes satisfied research subject Dorothy Simmons, 87. “He doesn’t scratch the furniture anymore, and he’s really […]
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Even the editors at NR, not exactly a "Never Trump" bastion, are expressing disgust at the attempt to whitewash Putin's invasions of Ukraine. Credit where credit is due.
There’s moral equivalence, and then there’s a total moral inversion. trib.al/xocAS30