Ryan Ken
@ryankenacts.bsky.social
Actor. Writer. Incomplete thoughts and shenanigans.
Every episode of Hot Ones is Sean Evans talking somebody through it. I always saw the vision.
I saw my first rugby game, and it was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Can’t believe rugby is a thing you’re allowed to do in public outside of the sanctity of marriage.
This week on CAPTivated, we sat down with 4-time Emmy winner and viral creator @ryankenacts.bsky.social to talk digital blackface, AI, and why the scariest thing about new technology is that it keeps doing very old things. 🎧https://captivated.buzzsprout.com/2569769/follow
Me?! American? No, no, no! I’m from…the Independent Republic of Sense. My people, People With Sense, are persecuted in America. But there are many similarities between our accents, so I understand the confusion.
Every image from Artemis makes the idea of war feel even more ridiculous
I am SCREAMING because I can hear his blown out vocal folds goin “YOOOOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEE THE SOOOOOOOUUUURCE UH MAH SKRENFF!!!”
Were y’all expecting Trick Daddy to sing Total Praise?
I feel like Bluesky isn’t for the shenanigans. The vibe is very “teacher, you forgot to give us homework.”
This Timothée Chalamet controversy serves as a reminder that just because someone’s name is French doesn’t mean they’re fancy
Y’all really running up that reparations tab this month. Next February we’re gonna have to talk about how we overcame this February.
ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to
Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.
I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!
It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”
One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊
We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.
Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.
Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.
This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.