Ryan The Hog

@ryanthehog.bsky.social

32 it/they/he gainer with a plethora of kinks. CW: 439| GW: megachub | 6’1 | Poly gay open. DMs open. Submissive, side, again kinky, responds positively to bullying.

I hate AI so much and have stopped considering people friends who use it so blatantly. Not only is it environmentally unfriendly, it’s insulting to see a gainer AI thing because it’s like “I would rather generate free fat men instead of enjoying the ones that are actively enjoying the burden of fat”

I woke up from my nap and had a hankering for sweets so I ordered a hot fudge Sunday, the new fried apple pies and 13 cookies from McDonald’s. Keep in mind I had lunch 2 hours ago. Piggy just was really craving some sugar and god it was satisfying. Still working on them cookies but I’m a happy hog

(Sound warning) New ultra-calorie-dense gainer shake formulas hitting shelves soon! Allow me to demonstrate my new concoction with some mildly destructive results. I really should have invested in a sturdier table... A demo of my new animated YCH!