Ryan 🦚
@ryanthemeek.bsky.social
Birds are the best; cats and dogs I detest! That one autistic guy from Minnesota. Rumor also has it that I like to collect vinyl. He/they xx
There is no other photo that has changed and defined tumblr than this image. A perfect representation of the early 2010s hipster movement.
The truck featuring freight at my #Rihtail j*b was late so everyone in my department was just walking around chilling for 2.5 hours
I’d use this photo for my “Preheating the oven” caption btw
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃@falconryfinance.bsky.social · 4w agohere take a hit and pass it
J-pop stans are about to get so much mileage out of this photo
Question for the culture: is throwing up from a panic attack the Wario of cumming by masturbating?
Kind of the best song of all-time actually! music.apple.com/us/album/hom...
Homemade Dynamite by Lorde on Apple Music
Song · 2017 · Duration 3:09
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Will y’all still love me if I’ll always be a slowpoke when I do any kind of j*b that pays because I’m very certain if I move past a threshold I’ll strain and injure myself
How come no one ever talks about how there is no relationship that is more special than a mother and her lizard? 🤨
Begging my fingers to stop get splinters or pencil-thin objects lodged inside them on an everyday basis because they’re impossible to remove
One thing I’ll do: Buy alcohol if the design on the cover looks really cool. Great whiskey - haven’t had this at cask strength, but I hear the taste is more intense!
Got my first proper paycheck today, and decided to purchase it on an armagnac with this badass design - will be diving into mixology and make sidecars next week!
I’m doing exactly this right now btw 🙂↕️
Ryan 🦚@ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 4mo agoThis is what I feel like I’m doing any time I lounge on my bed.
Salt when it wants to get its teeth cleaned:
Edgar Allan Hoe@dlcrumbdump.bsky.social · 3w agoi thought dr pepper was a dentist...
This post is not an invitation for kink-shaming btw - that is also why I’ve pretty much have kept this to myself because I’ve gotten some comments calling people who have the pit fetish “disgusting,” which I don’t agree with Those who have a pit fetish are my friends too btw!
Ryan 🦚@ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 3w agoI really need to say this as a gay autistic, but musk, ripe pits/borderline BO **REALLY** overstimulates me
I really need to say this as a gay autistic, but musk, ripe pits/borderline BO **REALLY** overstimulates me
I bet that feels SO good for geese 😩😩😩😳😳😳
Ryan 🦚@ryanthemeek.bsky.social · 3w agoWhen ducks do that thing with their neck when they fly >>>>> 😍😍😍😍😍😳
I’m literally so sick of these fucking Instagram reel captions OH MY GOD WRAP IT UP
When ducks do that thing with their neck when they fly >>>>> 😍😍😍😍😍😳
Got my first paycheck and first thing I did was resub to Apple Music
Get your fucking ass up and insert cash or select payment type. It seems like NOBODY is using PIN pad to complete transaction these days.