Tessera

Accidentally took my vyvanse twice yesterday and started 12 things at work, finished 2 of them (and did them wrong anyway), and was wide awake until 2am if you even care

Turnstile / Slayyyter collab????

The number buttons on a microwave should default to setting cook time, not to launching a cryptic preset program

yeah no sure @ryneismean.bsky.social · 4w ago

6 weeks at an “AI-first” company and my big takeaways are 1. it’s a destroyer of teamwork and coordination and 2. it’s stunning how people refuse to understand that output ≠ productivity

There’s something Britney coded happening here open.spotify.com/track/03ttvv...

POP GIRL (with Yves)

Lexie Liu, Yves · POP GIRLS CLUB · Song · 2026

open.spotify.com

If they’re not going to make him faggoty Krakoa-era Sinister…KEEP IT

Kingdom Hearts becoming a tent pole Disney franchise after 25 years 😭

Hearing an elderly Polish woman say Marlboro at Walgreens

HYBE has killed yet another girl group right as they were on the cusp of becoming a generational touchstone lmao

CONFIRMED: The Carly album is going to cause a civil war between the pop gays and the indie gays

This is insane

shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · last mo.

This is how skinny I feel when I listen to brand new chanel$

checking the news after not having internet for a few days

Joining mayor's race, Giannoulias casts himself as a coalition builder, says Johnson 'has not met the moment'

Illinois Secretary of State Alexi Giannoulias enters the race as a presumed frontrunner, with a political target on his back after raising $22 million from business leaders and building trade unions.

By Fran Spielman
Updated Aug 2, 2026, 1:54pm CDT

the risk of biting the hand that fed his campaign, Giannoulias vowed to support the millionaires tax that Johnson has also championed.

But unlike Johnson, who has used previous budgets to shrink the Chicago Police Department by attrition, Giannoulias promised to hire 1,000 additional Chicago police officers by 2030 and bring back ShotSpotter, the gunshot technology contract that Johnson canceled. Johnson has criticized the effectiveness of ShotSpotter and said he wanted to devote spending toward preventive measures.
Giannoulias argued that Johnson's leadership "has not met the moment," even though "his heart's in the right place.

a tiny blue mouse walks through a tiny blue door with a smile on their face and then promptly turns around and walks back out through the door.

Oh they fucked up putting Chainsmokers on Perrys

I wasn’t fucking kidding

In five years Dream Academy will be viewed as the genesis of a pop generation

Oof the Jennie set is….

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 2mo ago

Thankful for this timely information

Capital One said in a court filing late Friday that it closed accounts belonging to President Donald Trump’s sprawling real estate company in 2021 for legitimate reasons after an internal review by the bank’s anti-money laundering team.

I wasn’t fucking kidding

The moment i realised we were right in front of the ASL translator i knew what i had to do

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 2mo ago

They are nailing this so far please don’t fuck it up

Samara Weaving has been cast as Emma Frost in the new ‘X-MEN’ movie. (Source: Deadline)