...Okay I chuckled.

The Onion@theonion.com · 19h ago

First Lady Reconnects With Her Upbringing In Midwest https://theonion.com/melania-trump-drops-accent-while-visiting-parents-in-iowa-hometown/

Awright so listen up: Just because we had a blue tsunami does NOT mean 'MAGA is dead'; Statements like that are EXACTLY what they want you to think so they can surprise you when they show how NOT dead they are by the next election. Nazis still exist in 2026. Just ask Elon.

Most headache-inducing thing I've seen tonight was NOT the US elections, but a Russian BSky-profile who criticized Trump and supported Palestine, and still called Ukranians 'Nazis'. ....I'm sorry, but you can't point out Trump's villainy, then say Putin's actions are justified!

My man Mamdani lookin' a bit intimidating here. But boy do I feel it, too; He could only say so much before. Now he can point to everything that's happened tonight and tell Donny 'This is how bad you've fucked things up'. Feels kinda nice!

Kayleigh McKee 🟡🔜 Anime Pasadena!@ghaspey.bsky.social · yesterday

A lot of good happened tonight. But this is more a clearing than being out of the woods! Johnson's already talking about putting up a 'Republican Firewall' and the Supreme Court still leans heavily to the right. But! Now they can cause Trump some genuine life-ending grievances! Would be nice! ^^

Good start: Jon Ossoff won. He's been something of a priest for the Left this cycle; Infusing religious scripture has always increased the chances of a senator's victory in this country, it seems. Moving forward!

Just thought of this; For America's 250th, you'd think we would've had something equivalent to the Millennial Fair in 'Chrono Trigger'. Instead, we got a Melanial Fair. Go figger.

Election Night 3rd November, Twenty-Twenty-Six America is gonna get their kicks When we all vote Election Night Election Night You know, I didn't even know their names And so I chose the one that's not the same In Anchorage Election Night

Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - December, 1963 (Oh What A Night!) (Official Audio)

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I genuinely would like to be a VA in this nostalgic little world; A seemingly-brief period, just before 9/11, when the mayor who was running the city at that time had not yet gone completely pants-crapping insane! ... I suddenly REALLY miss the Chinatown arcade...

RudeJackArt@rudejackart.bsky.social · 5d ago

HAPPY WAHLOWEEN YET AGAIN!!

The definition of 'irony' is the internet failing to recall who coined the phrase 'The Internet never forgets'.

Was just listening to the Skies of Arcadia title-screen theme, and it hits so much harder now than it ever did before.

I didn't know they made #PEZ candies in economy-sizes!! =O

Part of me wants to find a photo of a fat, stiff penis, cut out a word-bubble next to the head which read 'please suck me', print it out on glossy card-stock and deliver it to Haley Stevens' home-address. But it's far-easier for me to write my ideas out than it is to make 'em.

Tomorrow is a humongous day in the U.S., folks...But always, ALWAYS remember...: Polls also predicted Kamala would win. Soundly. Never rest on your laurels -- You'll only be sitting on a symbolic plant that never deserved to be crushed under the weight of your ass!

One-hudred red pennies will make you a dollar, But good fortune carrying that! Yet I will confess that a singular note Will not make your thin wallet look fat! (Cont.)

'Thank You Bus Driver' Because 'You Did Good Bus Driver' seemed a little too presumptuous!

Double Fine@doublefine.com · 4d ago

🕰️ Clock in 🚍 Drive the bus 🚏Get passengers to their stops 👋🏼 SLAP anyone breaking the rules ⏏️ CHUCK 'EM OUT if they don't behave! THANK YOU BUS DRIVER is now available on PC! Buy Now: https://f.mtr.cool/j0rh4fbe1e

...Well... ...It's original, at least.

Stephanie Insley Hershinow@sinsleyh.bsky.social · 4d ago

I hate eighteenth centuryist Halloween. What do you mean you’re Mary Tofts, the English woman who, in 1726, convinced the medical establishment that she gave birth to rabbits.

The fact that we're still talking about Thanksgiving means that Jake has once-again failed to get turkeys off the menu.

Silver Shamrock, everyone!

Now, if'n there weren't a better time to dress up for a victory-lap! =D

Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · 5d ago

Choose Halloween. Vote Binface!

I don't want to get my hopes up, but this does feel like a good omen of things to come!

Count Binface@countbinface.bsky.social · 6d ago

Nigel Farage loses his seat! Plus the Binface guide to Halloween. Get my take on the week just gone and the weekend to come! countbinface.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...

I think these two are going to have another slappy soulmate joining the fray before too long... Keeping an eye on this one! store.steampowered.com/app/3564410/...

Floor Plan: Slap Out Of It! on Steam

A slap-and-solve adventure that stretches your wits and your noodly arms in all directions. Explore impossible towers where every floor is a comedy sandbox of secrets. Meet strange characters and solv...

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Double Fine@doublefine.com · 7d ago

Every roadie loves a good tour bus driver (and vice versa)! That's why we combined Thank You Bus Driver and Brütal Legend into the BUSSIES & ROADIES BUNDLE. Also, we're immature and it made us laugh.  

So, Halloween eh? Well, if my haul doesn't include an economy-sized box of Reese's animal crackers this year I'm promptly not interested!

Patrick Stewart didn't die...He just 'sexed up' death for us! RIP

Sexy Cakes - Saturday Night Live

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So, a couple of notes: 1) Horse-face! Dear lord!! 2) Controller support! Woohay!! 3) Who the heck was the Johnny Cash singing the song? He's incredible!

semiwork@semiwork.bsky.social · 7d ago

Ohhh finally! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPss... #semiwork #repo #indiedev

Nice to know we have a mutual understanding on the definition of 'asshole'. =)

Carol Hedges@riotgrandma.bsky.social · 7d ago

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 So this is why Nige is ‘scared of an altercation’ with the Libdems! Fuxsake! If I were a Libdem i’d kick the evil racist bastard in the nadgers*! * a small suffolk village

I LOVE how that one guy claims Talarico 'couldn't lift a ten-pound weight in a gym' when the President himself can barely lift a quarter-pounder to his fucking face!

Charlamagne Tha God on the Masculinity Obsession That's Bro-ing Up the Midterms | The Daily Show

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I remember watching the English dub of this movie on VHS back around 1988/89. It's from 1978, but for a smaller, non-Disney vehicle, the animation was slick and I recall whoever they got to voice Averall Dalton was excellent at making him sound like an absolute-dunce! =D

I swore I made a joke before about the bus driver looking like the TGYH yelloman. =p Well, hay, I suppose I wasn't the only one. Two great games that taste great together! Like chocolate and peanut-butter. Or cream cheese and grape jelly! What? You never had cream cheese and jelly? C'mon!

Double Fine@doublefine.com · last wk.

We're biased, but we think this Steam bundle that combines Thank You Bus Driver + Thank Goodness You're Here! really SLAPS (literally and metaphorically).