Sir, that's because I literally could not pick you out of a crowd

A very hot guy just posted his latest Harry Potter merch purchases 💔

I voted for Abdul El-Sayed in the 2018 primary against Gretchen Whitmer. I've been on this train for a while and it's nice to see it finally leaving the station

I can't wait to see the sex purge movie because I have so many questions. Do you still have to go to work on the one night that sex is legal? Is there a limit on the number of partners? How are they defining "sex", like could you still do hand stuff or dry hump? Can married people be swingers?

I'm actually very excited about this weekend. A lot of friends are coming to town who I haven't seen in a while. Even better, no one is staying with me

A woman has been messaging me because she's applying for a role in my department and has some questions. Her brand of being annoying would definitely fit right in

I want to go check out more cool bars around the city, but I just generally don't enjoy being around straight people

One of the major ways search engines have been enshittified even before AI is how they give you a sponsored post before your actual result. Like, you could search for Coca-Cola, and Pepsi would appear at the top. Plus, they try to interpret what you mean rather than exactly what you inputted.

A critical election with a razor thin margin, and they tossed us an easy wedge issue lmao

Team Talarico@teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 3d ago

James Talarico on Texas officially banning THC: “Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst."

Pool break is finished, now back to work

Lollapalooza being chilly and rainy all weekend while Market Days has a perfect weather forecast is further evidence that God favors Gays

Is Mitch McConnell going to be declared dead this week now that the special election deadline has been reached?

I was out running errands and I made a pit stop to hook up with a stranger, and he gifted me chocolate and snacks from his home country (Venezuela)

There's a common thing that I see where someone will talk about a real life experience with people they know, and randoms online will add/remove their own context in order to get mad at the situation

I don't know why the Cutwater myth annoys me so much; maybe because it illustrates how confidently people will run with false information with zero verification. No, Cutwaters are not intended to be split or diluted with water 🤦🏽‍♂️

I called my dad for his birthday, and he told me that he talked to my sister about his health issues and informed her that it doesn't look like he'll be around much longer. Apparently she responded, "that ain't got shit to do with me" 😭😭

Annalise Skeeting@s404064.blacksky.app · 2w ago

My dad called to tell me that he has a serious health issue and I really tried to muster some sincere concern. I don't necessarily want to see bad things happen to him, but I'm also not personally invested in his well-being

Happy birthday, Renaissance 🪩

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · last wk.

4 years ago today, Beyoncé released ‘RENAISSANCE.’

All of my work is getting my ass back for going on vacation. I feel like this shit multiplied while I was gone

The concept of the sex purge movie is funny because it's a crazy dystopian fantasy for straight people to imagine sex being criminalized. Damn that would be really crazy huh 🙃

When are we putting Quan Millz in prison?

He wanna lick my bomboclaat, my

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The thing about those "where are you sitting" airplane seating charts is that my big ass would never voluntarily select a middle seat to sit next to anybody. I don't even fly in a middle seat next to my husband whose personal space I have no problem invading

Vacation has been fun, but I really just want to be back in bed with my husband

Final day of vacation

A guy who financially benefits from large-language-models being perceived as intelligent has declared that his large-language-model is concerningly intelligent

Al Jazeera English@aljazeera.com · last wk.

The 'singularity' refers to the point at which AI outpaces human intelligence and becomes difficult to control.

Someone recommended that I check out their friend's coffee shop that is a bit out of the way, and that shit was trash 💔

One of the guys was hanging out with me at the pool before his room was ready for check-in. I let him borrow a spare swim thong, and after initial hesitation, he has worn it to every pool party and decided that he's stealing it

Annalise Skeeting@s404064.blacksky.app · 2w ago

I'm going on a trip with a group of friends and they're joking about getting speedo-style swim trunks for the beach, meanwhile I literally don't own any other type of swimwear. Time to get sluttier, fellas

I had a "this edible ain't shit" situation, but it was a cocktail that my friend made with a honey pack. I felt like it was nothing more than an overly sweet drink until I was at the event bricked up getting passed around like I'm just a dildo with feelings

Day 3

Both of the dancefloors at the Deviant party last night had some of the best DJ mixes I've ever heard