I think this account may have gotten hacked. First time something like this has happened to me so reach out if you see anything sus
Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan69.bsky.social
Rex tremendae majestatis Twitch.tv/DeadRatLIVE
I’m playing ds3 dressed like one of ezios targets, come say hi
Girl at my house: Omg I think I just saw a rat Me: wtf 😳🤢 (Next day) go! Can’t you see I don’t love you anymore? Rat I’ve been raising as my son: (rolls over for belly rub & cheese) Me: Just go…(I turn away as the funeral by band of horses plays) Neither of them returned
Live playing games only bad kids from high school played: Kane and lynch
Live doing Eddie money take me home tonight interpretive dance followed by new game ash & steel
My mom standing in the doorway: You know I just got off the phone with MF DOOM, he said you need to come downstairs and finish your spinach or you’ll never sell rhymes like dimes. 18 year old me perking up: He really said that?
I can’t stand the mountain goats but I love deer tick
Me: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! My dad talking to his new girlfriend outside my room: He loves his crash bandicoot
Alien overlord: For your punishment you will be forced to drink… (looking at alien notes) One hundred beers. Me: Holy shit I uh… wait. Is there like a time limit or something? Alien overlord: No. Just drink them all at some point. Me, really selling it: NOOO😭😭😭😭
Live playing THE LACERATOR… a game so twisted it’s not even allowed on freaking twitch
Playing SKINFREAK: an indie horror game. It will probably be just like my real life where I’m basically never scared at all.
Dishonored with my friend GUS from mostcontrapod LIVE
When I was touring the catacombs under Paris my tour guide kept yelling at me because I wouldn’t stop naming all of the skulls and crying when I imagined them as women
Live playing a dumb parkour game, come see if it’s worth your money
(My turn in the rap battle) Ayo… uh, yo… yeah yeah! In the morning through the window shade, when the light brushed up against your shoulder blade I could see what you were reading
Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod
(Overrun by zombies) My gf: we’re dead! (The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape) Me: L-Lucario? 😳 My gf hugs it: you came! Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂 Her: We dated in college Me: What the fuck?😡 Her: Nows not the ti- Me: It’s basically an animal
Yes yes Nintendo and all that. When’s the last time a game they released had fog of war, moral conundrums or grand strategy elements. I’ll pass on your goonbas thank you very much.
Sometimes a man won’t cry for years then he starts thinking about his childhood dog
I do miss my dog dearly but I would never clone him
The last three human words were The same as the first. “I love you”