Berwyn Choobs

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Girl at my house: Omg I think I just saw a rat Me: wtf 😳🤢 (Next day) go! Can’t you see I don’t love you anymore? Rat I’ve been raising as my son: (rolls over for belly rub & cheese) Me: Just go…(I turn away as the funeral by band of horses plays) Neither of them returned

My mom standing in the doorway: You know I just got off the phone with MF DOOM, he said you need to come downstairs and finish your spinach or you’ll never sell rhymes like dimes. 18 year old me perking up: He really said that?

Alien overlord: For your punishment you will be forced to drink… (looking at alien notes) One hundred beers. Me: Holy shit I uh… wait. Is there like a time limit or something? Alien overlord: No. Just drink them all at some point. Me, really selling it: NOOO😭😭😭😭

Me: I need more power Gf being cute: I’m stronger than 10,000 samurai😊 Me: haha..no you’re not. The strength of ten thousand samurai is immeasurable. [2 hrs later] Ten thousand. Wtf In tears as I bend the knee in servitude: Daimyo.. Her thinking Im proposing: ohmygodohmygod

(Overrun by zombies) My gf: we’re dead! (The wall explodes & a silhouette takes shape) Me: L-Lucario? 😳 My gf hugs it: you came! Me squeezing between them: You know him? 🙂 Her: We dated in college Me: What the fuck?😡 Her: Nows not the ti- Me: It’s basically an animal