THE NEW PHOEBE BRIDGERS ALBUM IS OVERLONG AND OVERPRODUCED AND VERY MUCH NOT FOR ME. BUT ALSO: IT SOUNDS A LOT LIKE SMASHING PUMPKINS’ ADORE

I’LL BE LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THE ECLIPSE TONIGHT. WHO CARES. NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE MICROSOFT TEAMS ANY MORE IS A NO BRAINER TRADEOFF FOR MAKING DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH DIVINE GEOMETRY

I was absolutely delighted to read at the @iamloudpro.bsky.social open mic a few weeks back - they filmed my "poem" called Bios which serves as a handy advert for mine and Stefan's show www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXFj...

Ross McCleary - Bios || Spoken Word Poetry ||

YouTube video by I Am Loud Productions

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LISTENING TO SLOWDIVE SOUVLAKI. THIS IS GARBAGE. THIS IS LIKE THE WORST MOST MORIBUND INDIE ROCK WITH EGREGIOUS ECHO EFFECTS. MBV TRULY WERE THE ONLY GOOD SHOEGAZE BAND

WHEN THIS CAME OUT I THOUGHT: FINALLY, A MOVIE WHERE HERBIE IS NOT SHORT ON AMMUNITION

1 COVFEFE 2 THE ROLLING STONES’ ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE ALBUM “HACKNEY DIAMONDS” 3 CHRISSY TEIGEN’S EPIC CLAPBACK 4 ELON MUSK LET THAT SINK IN

My Pun Killed Steve Albini@texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 7d ago

What would you put on the Mount Rushmore of all time Tweets? (Mount Rushmore means 4. Do not be a coward and hedge by saying more than 4. Make a decision. (Less than 4 is fine though))

RIGHT NOW IN A DARK DAMP ROOM SOMEWHERE WITHIN THIS ANCIENT CITY AN ASPIRING COMEDIAN IS ABSOLUTELY DYING ON STAGE, KNOWING THEY MUST CONTINUE TO DO THIS EVERY NIGHT FOR THREE WEEKS

SHIT!! ZOELLA IS SKIPPING BLOGUST!!!!

BANDCAMP FRIDAY!! I FINISHED AN ALBUM IN APRIL. IT’S PRETTY GOOD. WE’RE TALKING ROCK SONGS ABOUT MORNINGSIDE, SORT OF. BUY IT OR LISTEN TO IT HERE. OR DON’T. I GENUINELY DO NOT MIND lowlandsss.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...

live at standard life, by low lands

11 track album

lowlandsss.bandcamp.com

ME AND THE BOYS WATCHING YOU PREPARE OUR KEBABS

ARROGANTLY, MINE IS A COLLAGE I MADE

Alan Burns@alanburns.bsky.social · last wk.

No cheating post your lock screen

I HAVE NEARLY COMPLETED ANOTHER COLLECTION OF MUSIC. TWO FULL LENGTH ALBUMS IN SIX MONTHS IS ABSURD. I HAVE A FULL TIME JOB AND A CHILD. AND YET, I THINK IT’S GOOD

[HUMPTY DUMPTY TRYING TO PICK YOU UP] DO YOU FANCY MIDDLE EASTERN FOOD? BECAUSE THIS FALAFEL (FELLA FELL) FOR YOU

I HAVEN’T SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF FRIENDS, SO I COULD BE WRONG, BUT I DON’T THINK THIS EVER HAPPENED ON THE SHOW. OBVIOUSLY IT DID HAPPEN, THERE’S A PHOTO OF IT, BUT WHY DO THEY NEVER MENTION OR EXPLAIN IT

[B52S BAND MEETING] UHH A HORRIBLE HOUSE FOR FUCKING

TO THE PLANT MAN, THE HERBIVORE IS THE CARNIVORE

EXCITED ABOUT THE RUBBER SOUL REISSUE. BEATLES ALBUMS POWER RANKING: 1 WHITE ALBUM 2 MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR (US VERSION) 3 REVOLVER 4 A HARD DAY’S NIGHT 5 ABBEY ROAD 6 SGT PEPPER 7 RUBBER SOUL 8 LET IT BE 9 HELP 10 BEATLES FOR SALE 11 PLEASE PLEASE ME 12 WITH THE BEATLES CHEERS

ALL OF MY TWEETS ARE ABOUT THIS PAINTING OF DAPHNE ORAM IN THE MODERN ART GALLERY

I LOVE EMILY WILSON’S TRANSLATION AND I LIKED THE ODYSSEY WELL ENOUGH. THEY’RE DIFFERENT THINGS. IT’S ALL GOOD BABY

REVISITING MY OLD KORG MS20, WHICH I HAVEN’T PLAYED IN YEARS. RUNNING FIELD RECORDINGS THROUGH IT, USING FILTER RESONANCE AS THE MAIN TONE SOURCE. INCREDIBLE SYNTH!!

THIS PORN SOUNDS TERRIBLE

THE FEEDBACK FORM I EMAIL YOU AFTER WE HANG OUT:

RRRMMM@strongmisgiving.bsky.social · 3w ago

Like if The Conversation was a Thriller

NEW CHARLI ALBUM IS FANTASTIC. POWER RANKING HER ALBUMS AFTER FIRST LISTEN: 1 POP 2 2 HOW I’M FEELING NOW 3 MUSIC FASHION FILM 4 CHARLI 5 BRAT 6 WUTHERING HEIGHTS 7 TRUE ROMANCE 8 CRASH 9 SUCKER

CALLING ODYSSEUS A GEN AI THE WAY HE’S HAD A MID JOURNEY

THE ODYSSEY WAS PRETTY GOOD. TOP ECHELON OF NOLAN FILMS, WHICH ARE IMO MOSTLY PRETTY MID. LOADS OF SHEPARD TONES IN THE SOUNDTRACK. DIDN’T QUITE GO WEIRD ENOUGH THOUGH, FOR EXAMPLE WHERE WAS HIS BAG OF WIND??

NOT ONLY IS POETRY REAL, IT IS ALMOST EVERY KIND OF WRITING. FROM MY WINDOW I SEE A SIGN SAYING PERMIT HOLDERS ONLY. THAT’S POETRY. A BUS TICKET: THAT’S POETRY. THE ONLY THINGS THAT AREN’T POEMS ARE POEMS, WHICH INVARIABLY FAIL BECAUSE OF THE CONSCIOUS EFFORT OF THE WOULD-BE POET TO BE POETIC

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THE GAMES ON LINKEDIN. ROTTEN PLATFORM IN ALL OTHER WAYS BUT THE GAMES RULE. POWER RANKING OF LINKEDIN GAMES: 1 ZIP 2 CROSSCLIMB 3 QUEENS 4 TANGO 5 PATCHES 6 WEND 7 MINI SUDOKU 8 PINPOINT CHEERS

FOR IMPORTANT GAMES LIKE THIS THEY SHOULD GIVE ALL THE PLAYERS A GUN. ONLY ONE GUN IS LOADED AND IT ONLY HAS A SINGLE BULLET IN IT. NOBODY EXCEPT THE REFEREE (WHO HAS A FULLY LOADED GUN) KNOWS WHOSE GUN IS LOADED. JUST AN IDEA