there quite literally Are Not words strong enough to describe how much i don't want to socialize on the internet, i don't want "internet" friends, i don't want to be on social media, but there is literally no way to have a real social life when you don't have a car or an established irl friend group

i don't advise keeping cameras in your bedroom because of how easy they are to hack but tonight i wish i had one because i want to watch myself go from the deepest sleep possible (i was in the middle of a dream) to fucking LAUNCHING out of bed because i heard dripping in my room (roof leakin again)

after being unemployed for a month and a half i kind of feel like a person again but i also worry about money 24/7 since i'm living off my car savings and whatever i make from comms/adopts, which is truly a hell of its own JDJSHSHS

"adopts are so fun," thought the man, completing his third one in 24 hours. "i should really do them more!" the man did not learn his lesson from the last time that he did too many designs in a short period and got burned out - he will not learn it this time, either.

what is it that possesses coworkers you didn't like + weren't friendly with to begin with to bother you about why you quit and where you work now. i came here to buy more diet cokes and frozen burritos not to talk to you about my personal life

i am reminded of the time i tried the kraft mac and cheese ice cream and it was the only time my love for ice cream faltered. it was the one time i wondered if it was all a mistake

a key symptom of whatever is wrong with me is that i would eat this in real life

apple pie latte from mcdonalds tastes like drinking a vaccine

oh hulk (2003) , they could never make me hate you

i need new friends as i have nothing in common with anyone i know anymore but i also don't think im even capable of maintaining the type of bond i want sjhshsh

wait a minute..................if I'M bigender....and YOU'RE bisexual........then who's flying the plane ??!?

thinking about the time i ordered carnelian cubes from an etsy shop in the hopes of gaining confidence in myself and instead i got sent prophecy stones (for having prophetic dreams). i have enough to deal with presently i don't need to know the horrors of the future as well, thank u

kicking off the revival of my bullshit account with some of my favorite posts from the ancient times