Don't you just hate when you're eating a reeeeeeaaaallllllllyyyyyy good chicken sandwich but right as you're about to finish you get ｔｈｅ ｏｒｂ

I'm a freaking cow now moooooooo

Me and who?

My partner accidentally subjected me to cock and ball torture,,,

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Just saw Cottontail's new model and can I just say GOD DAMN

Me when you're eating another burger (you should be eating me instead)

Anyone want to do this with me? 🥺

McCrelly Challenge

The McCrelly Challenge is a food eating challenge based on the famous McDonalds order consumed by VTuber Crelly The Cow. This massive meal totals approximately 4,110 Calories. Challengers are required...

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I wanna be a burger I wanna be a burger. I wanna be the burger that changes your life. That alters the course of everything the second you take that first bite. I want you to think of me every time you close your eyes at night. Knowing that you'll never have another burger like that in your life

You haven't made your trans girlfriend pregnant yet? Stop with that lame excuse of not being possible, you just haven't tried hard enough yet. All I can smell is skill issue

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*Impregnates you*

hrt would have fixed her

Dragon Ball would be peak if instead of shooting energy beams they shot milk out of their nipples. If Vegeta flew up to the sky, burst his armor off his chest, and started blasting a giant beam of milk from his pecks while Goku counters with his own kaioken x20 nipple milk it'd be even more iconic

have it yuri way

When I was a little kid I said it was my dream to become a witch, so I became a witch

I can’t take it anymore. They make me so horny. No matter what I do I just can’t stop thinking about her big colorful hat and sharp teeth or his frilly maid outfit and long ears and that eyeliner that makes them both look so slutty. How can I choose between bunny bussy and jester clussy? I need both

I haven't produced any milk in a while, can someone get me pregnant?

I have been blessed by my oshi's feet

When you're trying to survive being springlocked in Sister Location but the Minireenas are climbing up your urethra

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I'm so moldy cheese is gonna come straight out the udder

Okay, hear me out, milk straight from the source 💚

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Welcome to the vagina bar, do you like your pussy shaken or stirred?

What if instead of the Mario Bros they were called the Freaky Bros and they cleaned your pipes with their enoki mushrooms

Who's your favorite FNAF character and why is it Supergoon?

Think I accidentally called the Easter Bunny a slur today

I don't care if it's cannibalism, what am I supposed to do just stop eating burgers?

Getting fucked by a knife sounds pretty hot honestly

Okay that one was lowkey ass ngl, if you want an actual high quality (and sexy) FNAF game then this is where it's at

ꪜꪖꪀ꠸ꪻꪗ@sacredvanity.bsky.social · 6mo ago

So excited to play my first fnaf

I can't believe I got ntr'd by a cheeseburger. Babe please, come back, I can be that for youuuuuu