Cool Guy Jack
@saffronplayboy.bsky.social
That's me. Hox pox bijibus. jickbog on twitter. Lots of irons in the fire.
The Big Star 94 version of “I am the Cosmos,” when Alex joins in on “I’d really like to see you again” and flashes a big grin—makes your heart break and immediately return from the ashes, born anew, all a-phoenix’d
Southern Comfort is such a sick movie. 5 bags of popcorn, soda.
Failed my psych eval for the Teenage FBI bc I’m a Hardcore UFO truther
People say don’t change, but what about the thrill of such a total transformation you appear to be an imposter stealing your own identity?
Geoguesser style game but it’s YouTube clips and you have to correctly place the accent
✅ Speedwalkin cheetah ✅ heart fulla napalm ❓runaway son of a nuclear A-bomb
Watch your nuts everyone. And if you don’t have nuts, watch out for the nuts of those close to you
I KNOW THE ANSWER ITS 4 IN THE MORNING IM TRYING TO TELL
With respect, the 163 will get you closer to the San Diego Zoo, San Diego Zoo, San Diego Zoo, San Diego Zoo-oo-oo how could I have ever left you?
I didn’t watch the gay hockey show but I hope the people who got into “I’ll Believe in Anything” understand it’s part of a suite with “Dear Sons and Daughters of Hungry Ghosts”
I heard a really fun secondhand alien theory today which qualifies as a good 4th
I wanna wander into the gunsmoke of tens of celebrations of the great Satan to find something cool to look at.
Please stop calling me ‘gormless.’ If anything, I’m gormful. I’ve got so much gorm. I’m full of gorm.