im afraid im probably back on my bullshit (playing Modern Warfare 4 because im going back to using my Switch 2)
saffypuppy θΔ
@saffypuppy.bsky.social
probably like 3 years old pup/she/it 💍 @dykefox.mom 💜
desperately wish I was literally anywhere else but this house on Sunday nights
i've been around boys so little since transitioning i don't even remember what "boysmell" is like.
i grew up with an auntie that really liked watching pro wrestling with me and would always call mountain dew "wolf piss" and in retrospect I miss that time i spent with her.
having (positive) "weird auntie/uncle" energy is useful as a caregiver i think. that includes saying shit like this.
go up to that diaper wearing kiddo you like so much and say "hey kid, i bet you honk out a mean dirt snake." surely this will endear yourself to them.
i have zero patience for mean girl shit now. i will metaphorically dropkick you into the same bin as 4chan lingo using girlies for this bullshit.
if you ever mention around me that being a puppygirl is "played out and normie" im going to pretend you don't exist.
*seconds after ejaculating* check out what the doorman bought...
a lot of posts on this site read like this to me