Without a tractor, no woman will ever find you sexy 😔
God’s Favorite Transsexual
@sagesscribbles.bsky.social
Sage. Not sponsored by KOSS. It takes one to know one. Please be normal. Former Mothman. knows all media. Divine Oracle. Ride the Hop. Milwaukee. She/fae.
Getting hit by the CLASSIC 6 am prank call
If you like a popular song from the distant past it’s important to listen to the glee version so you know what it would sound like if it sucked
Guys you need to see this.
Darkfry me to the moon@darkfry.bsky.social · 2d agoNEW VIDEO! REPOSTS APPRECIATED! What is YTP? Why is YTP? YTP is when I pipe erotic tepid meat goo into Mr. Beast's mouth. Can a YTP be a video essay? Watch for yourselves and debate it in my Comments Seuussscction. youtu.be/59AENF7DVPY
Tonight I will watch Holmes and Watson Dear lord help I’m going back to the old me
This must mean I’m the coolest bitch on the planet
Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 3d agoI went to Barnes and Noble today and overheard some youth inspecting and discussing the blu-ray display, which was also in a prominent position in the store (a place they haven't been displayed in at least 5 years or so near me). Physical is cool now. If you're not doing physical, you're not cool.
To my Twin Cities homies, does anyone wanna hang out? I’ll be in your neck of the woods next week
I wish I could come up with a bit this good
Veratify@veratify.bsky.social · 2d agoV found this claim is false. This is a well-known internet joke; there are no laws in any jurisdiction requiring pet owners to show cats their shed hair or say this phrase. Real-time fact-checks on your feed: https://veratify.ai Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
Let’s hope someone has gotten on this since then I wanna pick up my artist proof
God’s Favorite Transsexual@sagesscribbles.bsky.social · 5d agoThey should invent a post office that is open
In the United States you couldn’t even walk away from Omelas. Our cities wish they could torture a child for walkability
They’re in the mines inventing new kinds of Ska
I love listening to Fox News because you can guess the exact talking point of every talking head on there.
Do you think people in Pokemon world know about legendary pokemon or do they treat them like we treat cryptids or the tooth fairy or whatever.
I think if you drive around blaring extraordinarily loud music in the summer that makes the windows shake you deserve to have your license revoked and your car turned to scrap metal.
Tonight i will watch Tetsuo They’re saying this is the REAL iron Man
Here’s an idea, don’t use any of these!
404 Media@404media.co · 3d agoThe switch to Axon, which is not yet widespread but appears to be increasing as people oppose Flock, signals what might come next—cities entering contracts with another company which has faced less scrutiny and backlash. www.404media.co/cities-are-d...
I love being right about everything all the time
Every time I see a woman trying to do a right wing pivot it’s always a blonde lady who looks like a future racist suburbanite
Patrick Nguyen@patricknguyen19.bsky.social · 4d ago🤔
The woke mob has become organized. They’ve reorganized to the Woke Mafia. They’ve gone legit
I can’t sleep does anyone wanna hit me over the head with a cartoon mallet or perhaps some pots or maybe pans
Anyway Bar B Cube was fun. I just missed out on top 8 and that sweet sweet Mana Vault water bottle Also very sorry @tappytoeclaws.bsky.social that was perhaps the most awkward interaction of my entire life
Bar B Cube today at @themanavault.bsky.social in beautiful Milwaukee! My first cube of the day is Kindred Cube. I drafted a pretty gnarly recursive deck that gets value off of a handful of very powerful 5 cost cards
They should invent a post office that is open
HOLY SGIT ITS THE HOP THE HOP WE LOVE YOU RHE HOP THE HOPE THE HOP
I need a specific cheap card to collect and I think it’s gotta be Giant Spider. I love that stupid card and the most expensive printing is like 40 bucks.
Got the last dual I need for cedh :) It’s black bordered for an amazing reason.
I should start the journey towards bottom surgery already. I don’t wanna be 30 with a dick. That sounds lame. Sorry to every 30 year old with a dick I’m happy that’s worked out for you