Sake Barry

@sakebarry.bsky.social

Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics. "You're here to set people's heads on fire"

Train guard walking through our carriage just as we were pulling into LB- "Nobody is smoking MARIJUANA in this carriage, are they?" *everyone looks puzzled at each other* Me (to group at nearest table as I had for the door)- "He's obviously selling and wants to see he's not being undercut..."

If we're getting on a The Film Is Not True To The Book tip, then I'm going with the ACTUALLY TRUE story in Kitchen Confidential and why I'm avoiding "Tony" like the plague.