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Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 4w ago

Salarydog #27 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Todd: Well, I just finished rehearsing tomorrow's presentation with Mr. Salarydog.

NOTE: A heightened level of suspension of disbelief is required for this comic. It would not make sense for Salarydog to rehearse a presentation with Todd, as none of his coworkers would be able to understand him, except Todd himself.

Kevin: It's for an app. You can just prerecord it.
Todd: Scared of our memorization skills?

Dan Variano @danvariano.bsky.social · last mo.

Salarydog (@salarydog-comic.net) fan art for @lactozilla.bsky.social's birthday!

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Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 3mo ago

Salarydog #26 #comic #webcomic

Two panel comic.

In the first panel, as Salarydog walks, he sees two coworkers having a conversation. One of them says: "I've never seen this 'Mariko' person around the office..." to which the other responds: "Of course not. She does clerical work."

In the second panel, Salarydog is imagining Mariko as a literal fantasy cleric.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · last yr.

He's no Easter Bunny, but Mark E. Ding has a few ideas on how to improve chocolate sales. Here's one of them...

Mark E. Ding facing the viewer and raising his hands. He says:

Okay, just make the packaging say this... "40% MORE chocolate!" Eh, too low? Then around 45% instead?

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 4mo ago

Salarydog #25 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

The first panel shows Salarydog and Todd at a table, and both are eating a sandwich. Todd says: "...Yeah, I can't believe I thought that kid was yours. But I wouldn't mind being an uncle."

The second panel shows Todd and Kevin at the same table, and Kevin has a paper and pencil in front of him. Todd asks him: "How's THAT like for you, Kevin?" and Kevin replies: "Huh?"

The third panel shows only Kevin. He says: "My niece likes to pretend that she is my secretary." Todd replies, off-screen: "Oh, that's awesome, my dude."

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #17 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic. The first panel shows The Boss talking to who appears to be Kevin, only identifiable by the shape of his head from behind. The Boss is dressed in more casual clothes than the usual, wearing a T-shirt instead of a suit. He asks: "Are you two enjoying our post-Christmas Casual Friday?"

The second panel reveals Kevin the cat and Moe the mole, both dressed in casual clothes too. Kevin wears a polo shirt, and Moe a button-up shirt with short sleeves. It is not shown what the coworkers are wearing from the waist down. Kevin has a expression of annoyance or indignation on his face, as he says: "I feel like I am being SHUNNED for COMPLETELY NORMAL choice of clothing."

In the third and last panel, Kevin's face turns away from the other two, as his expression turns into disgust. His ears flatten, and he complains, as if paraphrasing someone: "Pfft. Khaki pants are out of style..." Moe quickly replies to this, while looking at Kevin: "Whoa... I never said THAT."

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 7mo ago

Salarydog #24 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Helen: They say it is more blessed to give than to receive, right? But if you were to be gifted, what would you want?

Todd: I want children.

Helen: That sounds expensive...
Todd: Our paternity leave IS paid, right?

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 8mo ago

Salarydog #23 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Salarydog and Todd are taking a walk in a park. Todd is wearing a sweater, and Salarydog is wearing a beanie and a jacket. In the first panel, as they walk, Salarydog is looking at a photograph he's holding; while Todd, looking a little unhappy, is talking to Salarydog. Todd says: "I haven't been feeling great lately, is what I meant to say with all of that. Oh, is that you in the photo...?"

The second panel shows Salarydog's paw, revealing the photograph that he's looking at. It's a photo of Salarydog in a T-shirt, with some facial hair, next to a smaller dog, who is wearing a propeller cap.

In the third panel, Todd is hitting his palm with his fist, looking content. He says: "That's it! I need to have kids!" Salarydog is staring at him, while raising his eyebrow.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog and Kevin are going trick-or-treating! #art #cartoon #halloween

Salarydog "dressed" as a ghost, with a bedsheet over his body, holding a pumpkin bucket. Kevin the cat is next to him, dressed like a vampire.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 10mo ago

Salarydog #22 #comic #webcomic

Two panel comic.

In the first panel, The Boss is in a meeting room, looking seemingly impatient and upset. He says: "Where is Peter...? He has ALWAYS been punctual."

In the second panel, Peter, on the right side, stares anxiously at his wristwatch. On the left side is Kevin, talking non-stop to Peter. Kevin's speech bubble is obscured, but it says: "...And then he tried to make me build a spreadsheet for something I could've TOTALLY sent over email. Sure, I would've needed to send it over email anyway, but why couldn't I have typed it in the mail body itself?! No one else was going to see it. I don't know, it just felt like a waste of my time, you know what I mean...?"

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 12mo ago

Salarydog #21 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Kevin: I've taken note of the fact the two of you have been seen a lot more together. UNMISTAKABLY so...

Kevin: Alright, Todd, tell me: Which one of you is the "driver" and which one of you is the "navigator"? Obviously, I can already guess this, so you don't actually have to say it.

Todd: Heh... You know you're SUPPOSED to switch, right, Kev-dog? Also, he's usually the driver.
Kevin: (Crumbs.)

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · last yr.

Salarydog #20 #comic #webcomic

Two panel comic.

Todd and Salarydog are inside an elevator. In the first panel, they both look at each other, as Todd says to Salarydog: "Even if you're a little bit shy... It's fun yapping with you, buddy. And that karaoke night was great."

In the second panel, Todd continues: "But, uh... Heh. I didn't take you for a lightweight." Salarydog then cuts eye contact in shame.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · last yr.

Salarydog #19 #comic #webcomic

Todd and Helen are standing next to each other. Helen excitedly speaks to a group of people off-screen, saying to them: "INCREDIBLE news, everyone! We have just managed to hire enough people for our all-new Hound Resources department!" As Helen tells them that, Todd is side-eyeing her.

In the second panel, Todd leans closer to Helen and whispers something to her; and in the last panel, Helen anxiously asks him: "OH NO! None of them can speak English?!" Todd then replies: "They're the best we could get."

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · last yr.

He's no Easter Bunny, but Mark E. Ding has a few ideas on how to improve chocolate sales. Here's one of them...

Mark E. Ding facing the viewer and raising his hands. He says:

Okay, just make the packaging say this... "40% MORE chocolate!" Eh, too low? Then around 45% instead?

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · last yr.

Salarydog #18 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic. Salarydog is being handed a microphone by Todd, who cannot be seen, but his arm is visible. The dog seems eager to grab the microphone, as his tail wags. Todd tells Salarydog: "Alright, champ. It's your turn at the karaoke."

The second panel shows Salarydog singing to his heart's content, howling and wagging his tail.

In the last panel, Kevin, Tobias and Todd are seen sitting at a table. There are some drinks, a napkin holder, and a remote on top of the table. Kevin looks concerningly at Salarydog (who is not seen here), while Tobias stares at Todd. "Well, he's not off key," says Todd, slouching on his seat.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Mr. Salarydog hopes you had a nice Christmas! He knows he did. #art #cartoon #christmas

Salarydog dressed up as an elf

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #17 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic. The first panel shows The Boss talking to who appears to be Kevin, only identifiable by the shape of his head from behind. The Boss is dressed in more casual clothes than the usual, wearing a T-shirt instead of a suit. He asks: "Are you two enjoying our post-Christmas Casual Friday?"

The second panel reveals Kevin the cat and Moe the mole, both dressed in casual clothes too. Kevin wears a polo shirt, and Moe a button-up shirt with short sleeves. It is not shown what the coworkers are wearing from the waist down. Kevin has a expression of annoyance or indignation on his face, as he says: "I feel like I am being SHUNNED for COMPLETELY NORMAL choice of clothing."

In the third and last panel, Kevin's face turns away from the other two, as his expression turns into disgust. His ears flatten, and he complains, as if paraphrasing someone: "Pfft. Khaki pants are out of style..." Moe quickly replies to this, while looking at Kevin: "Whoa... I never said THAT."

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #16 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic. Todd the fox and Salarydog are in what appears to be a business meeting. Both are sitting at a table, facing the viewer.

In the first panel, a speech bubble from an unseen character, likely from The Boss, says: "Let's talk about how our last week went. Starting from you today, Mr. Salarydog."

The second panel shows Salarydog barking, with his paws on the table. Todd the fox glances at the dog, looking alert.

In the third panel, Todd turns his head to face Salarydog properly, apparently concerned. He says: "Can we leave out the part about the computer?" Salarydog turns at him, making a dog-like noise of confusion.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Todd and Helen frequent the gym together! #art #cartoon

Todd the fox and Helen the hedgehog in workout clothing

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog and Kevin are going trick-or-treating! #art #cartoon #halloween

Salarydog "dressed" as a ghost, with a bedsheet over his body, holding a pumpkin bucket. Kevin the cat is next to him, dressed like a vampire.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #15 #comic #webcomic R&D = Research and development. MVP = Minimum viable product.

Three panel comic. Todd the fox is talking to Mark E. Ding, the rabbit. The latter is looking at a document of some sort.

Mark: The requirements for this camera are pretty good, but can we have it identify objects?
Todd: We would need even more R&D (research and development) for that.

Mark: Alright... Then what about a map viewer that shows the places the user took a photo at?
Todd: Let's leave that out of the MVP (minimum viable product).

Mark: Wait... Right! Voice commands!
Todd, thinking: (I should have had something to eat.)

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #14 #comic #webcomic

Todd the fox is leaning against a counter table, which has a coffee maker on it, making coffee. Looking bored, he says: "Making all of those dog puns left me EXHAUSTED. I really need some coffee."

Suddenly, Todd starts hearing fierce, loud barking. He looks more alert; his ears perk up a bit, and he quickly turns his head to the direction the barks are coming from.

Todd then turns his head back to stare at nothing, looking bored once again. The barks have stopped. Todd thinks to himself: "Email client crashed."

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #13 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic. Todd is introducing Salarydog to his new cubicle.

Todd: This is your cubicle. Your desk was a bit of a dog's dinner, so I cleaned it up for you.

The email client shortcut is right at the top left... And the web browser one is just below it... But don't look up anything funny! Your packets are being sniffed at all times.

Well, I have a bone to pick with marketing right now, but gimme a bark if ya do need me.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #12 #comic #webcomic Happy Labour Day! If you're in the United States. Kevin is British.

Three panel comic.

Kevin: Moe couldn't dig up any dirt on Todd. And he said he would feel bad if anything happened to the new hire's translator.

Tobias: That was NOT a good idea to begin with, Kevin. Next time you have an issue with someone, please talk it out with them.

Kevin: Hmph. I guess. But he MIGHT not like it if I ask him if he's trying to screw me over...
Tobias: I couldn't imagine why.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #11 #comic #webcomic

Two panel comic.

Helen: I didn't mean it in THAT way, Kevin... Well, have you two done anything fun together recently?

Kevin: The last time I visited him, I organised his bookshelf in alphabetical order, but I didn't even notice I was doing that until I was done.
Helen, thinking to herself: (He's a keeper.)

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #10 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic. Kevin the cat and Helen the hedgehog are sitting at a table.

Kevin: I sometimes feel as if Toby doesn't think of me as his friend anymore.

Helen: Tobias is VERY honest with people! If he DID hate you, he would have said to your face how much he thinks you're worthless to him.

Kevin is left speechless.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #9 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Mr. DeVôure: As an example, let's say that I recruit three people, which pay me a fee. Each of these recruit three more people, who also pay a fee, and so on... Yes, you may speak.

Curtis: Question... Isn't this just a pyramid scheme?

Mr. DeVôure: Not really. We call this the Cuneate Strategy... It's similar, but not illegal or anything.
Mr. Ledger: Please leave our boardroom.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #8 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Todd: And, well, Boss wanted me to mentor the new hire, so that's my priority for the week... Oh, Kevin, I smell him coming our way!

Salarydog: (barking)

Todd (off-screen): No, but I hear the potted plant next to Kevin's desk is uncharted territory.
Kevin: Um... What are you blokes yapping about...?

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #7 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

The Boss, off-panel: Everyone welcome our new hire, Mr. Salarydog. Mind giving us a short introduction?

Kevin: Yeah, what's your deal? You got a master's in fetching?

An unknown, different off-panel character: No time for jokes, Kevin! He has an IMPRESSIVE portfolio!
In this panel, Salarydog is opening his briefcase. Inside it, there is a single bone.

Salarydog @salarydog-comic.net · 2y ago

Salarydog #6 #comic #webcomic

Three panel comic.

Kevin, thinking to himself: (Wait a tick... Is that Mariko? And she's holding the lift door for me...?)

Kevin's internal monologue: (What if I don't get there fast enough? And what if she gets impatient? Besides, won't she be late too? Wait, wait! What if she already IS late? What if...)

In the last panel, both Mariko and Kevin are seen inside of the elevator.
Mariko: You look very silly when you run, Kevin.
Kevin, still thinking to himself: Crumbs.