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29 • 🏳️‍🌈 • #steddie + #buddie + #hollanov brainrot • MDNI • (she/her)

This might be stupid but is there a way to test if a specific cat causes allergies? Like can I go to a shelter with a little kit and test kittens until I find one that’s close / near to being hypoallergenic

Late medieval/early modern steddie || Omega Princess Steve, Bandit-turned-lord Alpha Eddie CW: some non-con turned dub-con, omega heats and all that implies, ransacking a castle and taking the heat stricken omega princess as your share after killing their new husband, and all that implies

Eddie had a huge crush on Steve his sophomore year of high school, but the moment he realized that upperclass omegas only commit to mating contacts with wealthy alphas, it crushed his hope and made him bitter he pretended to hate Steve to cope with the pre-rejection 🧵(1/22)

a fic I was really enjoying just tried to justify an ai image, like I’m all for don’t like don’t read but I really think AI is a much bigger issue

[cw: depression, suicidal ideation] The thing about Steve is: he’s great at pretending. He can slap on a smile quick as a whip, and he has mastered the art of deflection. Summer is the time of year where it’s somehow both the hardest and easiest to pretend. Easiest, because slipping +

AfterTheEndTimes (KittyMcCormick)@aftertheendtimes.bsky.social · 3mo ago

ooOoo how about 'summertime-sadness'??? (a little cheaty of me, I know, but alas)

When Eddie sees Steve with the red bandana around his neck he doesn't really think about it. Why would he. There is no way that Steve Harrington knows about flagging, let alone would be flagging and even IF he was – no way he'd be flagging red. It's probably just fashion. Eddie does think about it

Pregnant Steve who has truly psychotic pregnancy food cravings. Eddie can get on board with grapes and fruit roll ups, or Cheetos and spicy pickle juice. But for the…especially creative concoctions? He calls in the big guns. A stoned Argyle and a pregnant Stevie become snack soulmates 💖

Steve is excellent at molding himself perfectly to his partners interests when he is in a relationship. With Nancy he read every single article of the school newspaper she wrote. Movies nights were either filled with Tom Cruise (not that Steve minded that much) or documentaries he tried to be

Forgive me lord but I love me some pregnant Steve Harrington that didn’t get sex ed lessons and didn’t know shit bc his parents weren’t around to give him the talk 🙂‍↕️🙏🏿

I think I like the idea of Steve just kind of falling into witchcraft, finding his own power within the old tomes, the rituals, the potions and spells and discovers that he's really good at it. He finds all the little witchy shops in all the nearby towns and starts making connections (1/2)

Steve harrington small omega titties privilege, he insists he can do all of the running training for basketball shirtless because some alphas have way bigger chests than he does Which just leads to a few alphas getting weirdly horny watching each other's bouncing voluptuous pecs

you know that common comment of Eddie hating how much he likes Steve before confessing? the “it goes against the Munson doctrine” mindset i was reading a fic where Robin said as a joke to Steve “he must hate he has a crush on you, it goes against his believes” and thought that is a great angst idea

But what if Steve was really into D&D & just built characters and campaigns cuz he could never find a group to play with, then one day he runs into Eddie in the halls, stuff spills, Eddie ends up with one of Steve’s campaign notebooks & invites Steve to Hellfire And then they fall in love. #steddie

Imagine some hockey player with too many concussions thinks that to be good at hockey they have to be gay so they try sleeping with a man and awake something within themselves