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Sal Gentile

@salgentile.bsky.social

comedy writer. I write and produce A Closer Look at Late Night with Seth Meyers, where I am a supervising writer/producer. sicko mets fan. follow me on instagram: salgentile

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Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · last wk.

here’s our closer look from last night on trump eating shit at the whcd. normally seth doesn’t know what the clip at the end is gonna be, he just sees the setup. but this time he wanted to know because it involved explaining what a chode is and I think that was a wise choice youtu.be/LZnx9caKOpw?...

Trump Brutally Flops at White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Epstein Story Wins Award: A Closer Look

YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers

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Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 2w ago

the odyssey discourse is a beautiful perfect window into right wing culture war psychosis. they went from hysterial racist mania over a character that’s on screen for 5 minutes to claiming there’s a massive conspiracy to fake ticket sales. this is just what they do for everything now. they’re insane

BREAKING: The Odyssey is FAKING ticket sales by buying up theaters/seats (Fraud) to make the movie look like a success (already $400 million in the hole) moviegoers are reporting having to take terrible seats (because full) but when they show up the theaters are mostly empty.
Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 2w ago

very funny that trump literally just threatened to cut off trade with spain and embargo spanish imports and then spain came to the US and won the world cup while trump sat there and watched

Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 4w ago

i’ve made this point before but no actual Italian person I know gives a shit about christopher columbus. when I was growing up the biggest italian icon in my house was mike piazza

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social · 4w ago

It is undeniably funny that Chris Rufo - whose whole career is based on the idea that identity politics is so bad that its fine to ruin people's lives over it - is unhappy that Mamdani is not adequately appreciative of his identity

Rufo accusing Mamdani of anti-italian bias
Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · last mo.

Four maga nut jobs with fox news brain rot ruling that “actually the sky is purple” is by far the best argument yet for packing the court, adding term limits and impeaching as many of them as we can. they’ve lost their minds. this case was actually a cognitive test and four of them failed

Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 2mo ago

man nyc is such a fun place right now. on my way to a mets game (lol) and everyone’s in knicks gear or brazil gear or mets gear or argentina gear. everyone’s on their way to a watch party or a block party. the whole country could be like this if it wasn’t run by miserable pudding brained freaks

Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 2mo ago

sometimes I think the simplest explanation of our politics is that we have a sizeable minority constituency of big fucking babies who whine and shit themselves whenever they don’t get what they want and this clip is definitely strong evidence for that theory

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

WOW - Trump crashes out & cuts his interview w/ Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged "You're either crooked or you're stupid. I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her" "I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads

Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 3mo ago

my god this such a tiresome and lazy take. why do none of these articles ever note that colbert and the other late night shows crush on youtube and social media? colbert’s *daily* monologues have more views than many hot ones episodes. the explanation is simple: anti-trump comedy is popular!

lame article about politics ruining late nightlame article about politics ruining late night
Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 3mo ago

the most important takeaway from massie’s race is that republican voters are a lost cause and we shouldn’t spend one second or one penny trying to appeal to them or win them over

Skye@simplyskye.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Mamdani: I cannot help but think of the words of our 40th president, Ronald Reagan. He famously said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are 'I'm from the govt & I'm here to help'" I think nine more terrifying words are actually, "I worked all day and can't feed my family"

Sal Gentile@salgentile.bsky.social · 4mo ago

being a mets fan is like having a standing appointment every day to get kicked in tne nuts while being stung by a thousand bees and crawling over broken glass and then when it’s over going “I’ll see you tomorrow!”