Sam Altmann

@saltmann.bsky.social

Economist at Queen Mary’s University of London, working in Empirical IO and Market Design. I did not found Open AI. (he/him) https://www.samaltmann.com

On this day, of all days, make sure to check in on your gullible friends. It can be a difficult time of year for us. I’m personally grieving that my old school friend isn’t actually getting married next month. I really hoped him and that lady he met on holiday would go the distance :(

Econ PhD students and Postdocs!!! Make sure you submit your papers to the QMUL workshop - the deadline to submit is next Friday. We’ve got some great keynotes! :) And don’t believe the rumours about London weather in May. I hear it’ll be glorious and sunny.

Lorenzo Germinetti@lorenzo-germinetti.bsky.social · last yr.

🚨 Don't miss it! 🚨 Join us for the 7th QMUL Workshop for PhD Students & Post-Docs! 📅 May 22-23 | 📍 Queen Mary University of London ✨ Keynotes: Tim Besley & Martin Pesendorfer 🏨 Accommodation available 📝 Apply by March 14 → bit.ly/4hTaZHj Find out more: bit.ly/3EKwPhv #EconSky

Marking exams, and I’m kinda dismayed at how many times I’ve read “firms are maximising profits, therefore social welfare is maximised” :/ Guess I really need to channel Marx* harder in my IO lectures next year…

Someone sent me a great article combining two things I spent a disproportionate amount of time doing - Chopping onions, and Multivariate Calculus: medium.com/@drspoulsen/... About how to cut onions to ensure all the pieces are as close to uniform size as possible. I love this stuff

A solution to the Onion Problem of J. Kenji López-Alt

Kenji López-Alt posed a mathematical problem on his YouTube channel about how to best cut an onion. I present a detailed solution.

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