Someone get Blitz off Lucifer's Strongest Soldiers List– STAT.

May add a lite #Stolitz cheating plot line to this fic, not in a horrifically abusive way but a “u+ur new bf invite ex ur still in love w/ to teach ur bf how to dom u it can get messy” way, & feel the need to include a BE NICE TO HIM HE’S GAY tag bc I don’t want Stolas hate, I just want ✨ drama ✨

NoraInHerMindPalace 🚨Helluva Spoilers🚨@saltycucumbers.bsky.social · 2d ago

Okay um 👉🏽👈🏽 Planning a #Stolago #Stolitz fic where Blitz agrees to teach Vass how to dom Stols bc maturity✨ Smut, comedy, h/c, kink BUT Stolago gotta f*k vanilla at least once & How? We think slit dick? ✂️ all day? Srs Q 4 research needs. No bad ideas. Will tag/credit if I use yours 🫶🏽 #HelluvaBoss3

At the pace this show is going in, by episode 8, Stolas is walking around the office with an engagement ring on his finger, while still living in Blitz's apartment

Blitz does like to spread them chicken thighs

What’s the ship name for “I ship Stolas/Vass to the tune of ‘And Your Friend Steve’ i.e. every #Stolago fic I try to outline has a #Blitz cameo and #Stolitz product placement, but I write them anyway bc smut fodder” It feels rude to lump my bullshit in w/ true Stolago shippers #HelluvaBoss3

Hmm, how to believably bring Stolitz together post S3 part 1 without them arguing or avoiding their feelings? Oh, easy. Make Blitzø barely present for his own inevitable crash out 👍 ellipsus.com/read/HoUp0Lw... #buttwords

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🔞Kay 🍑 "SPOILER ZONE" edition@helluvabutt.bsky.social · 2w ago

I am going to finish this fic, I swear to god, it feels like it's been so long since I managed to actual finish anything. (When I do, I'll share an ellipsus link, and it'll go on AO3 when it comes back up)

Ty to everyone who has been reading my unending drabbles and rambles despite the 5 million typos 💕 The lack of edit options is rough. I was a copy editor in a past life but have no patience for it in this one apparently lol When AO3 is back it’s over for you, squiggly red spellcheck line

Day 13, prompt “Hoot.” #Stolas and #Via #fluff THAT’S RIGHT, I DID FLUFF TODAY. SFW but maybe not safe for your heart Stolas owes me one bc I had to do research for this that involved watching portion of S3E7 and that was … oof. Enjoy ❤️ #NoHurtHellvember #HelluvaBoss3 #Drabbles

*This* is how Stolas reacts to realizing he forgot a father-daughter outing to see a meteor shower & made Via sad Imagine his sexy pupils when he finds out about Gimpy-Gimpy, auction angst, & near-death Striker/Barbie encounter The promisedland of #Stolitz catharsis is on the horizon #HelluvaBoss3

In news to nobody who knows my lesbian ass, what finally made #Stolago sex click enough to get me over my #Stolitz cockblock is hc'ing Vass a cunnilingus god #Stolitz will always be endgame in my HB fics but I'm so excited to write in meticulous detail how feral Vass is for birdpuss. #HelluvaBoss3

In related news, drabble day 12 (“tease”), a day late but still here! #Stolitz strip tease ft #Blitz in maid outfit. NSFW in that I’d rate it M? #NoHurtHellvember and associated drabble prompts brought to you by @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss3

VASS’S EATING BIRDPUSS 101 V: Each bump has nerve endings and is very sensitive, a unique organ B: *rolls eyes* It’s a fucking clit V: *parts S’s folds* Try using your lips B: *muffled* Like thith? S: *starts to sob, shake* B: *looks at V* V: Oh he likes it 😏 #HelluvaBoss3 #Stolago #Stoliz

NoraInHerMindPalace 🚨Helluva Spoilers🚨@saltycucumbers.bsky.social · 2d ago

I think we must make Vass just, unbelievably good at eating birdpuss. Like god-level skills. He’s enthusiastic, passionate, knows cloacal anatomy. He takes his time and is a natural service top. He eats like he’s gay for it. And then he teaches Blitz as a thank you for the BDSM lessons

Ok LAST post for the day. As a diehard #Blitz girlypop, defender to the end, squarely in the camp of we-support-his-rights-and-his-wrongs, I say this with nothing but utmost love: he is AT LEAST one half of the reason we’re being #Stolitz cucked & it’s important to never forget that 😂 #HelluvaBoss3

Okay um 👉🏽👈🏽 Planning a #Stolago #Stolitz fic where Blitz agrees to teach Vass how to dom Stols bc maturity✨ Smut, comedy, h/c, kink BUT Stolago gotta f*k vanilla at least once & How? We think slit dick? ✂️ all day? Srs Q 4 research needs. No bad ideas. Will tag/credit if I use yours 🫶🏽 #HelluvaBoss3

Cash shows up to mooch off Blitz’s new fame/$$. It works at first (maybe he invokes Barbie). But everyone quickly realizes this guy ain’t shit & convinces Blitz to kick him to the curb. Maybe Cash hurts 1 of them & that’s the last straw bc u don’t mess w/ Blitz’s family. (1/3) #HelluvaBoss3 #Blitz

Day Eight: Trust #NoHurtHellvember #stolitz #fluff #smut #drabbles

His entire shopping spree in Full Moon was (1) imo the clearest example of how into a Stolas he was bc who tf else is dropping money on an early access, prerelease monster dildo/vibrator for a HOOKUP (2) another cut to add to the death by a thousand instances of his efforts going unappreciated

ᔆᵃᶻᶻʸ ⁻ Stolitz endgame truther@sazzynatural.bsky.social · 3d ago

We moved on too fast from "Stolas never really seemed into the beads", cause that lizard was attentive af to take note of that for casual transactional fucking 🙂‍↕️

In honor of Simp 4 Blitzø Day I offer to the sacrificial alter of BlueSky #BlitzFizz #BottomBlitz in the vein of “baby slut” (excerpts from my last AO3 fic, post-S3E3, before it chose violence) Bc I’ve been on the smut train lately + *someone’s* got to fuck this man STAT #HelluvaBoss3

BLITZ’S KINK CLASS 101: IMPACT PLAY B: Based on what you use you can go for thuddy or stingy *grabs Stolas’s ass* Here, he likes it stingy *spanks him w/ open palm* V: *nods eagerly, takes notes* S: But I hardly felt that B: S: B: Okay, so “bratting” is when— #HelluvaBoss3 #Stolitz #Stolago

Please, for the love of all that is good, let him be BABY SLUT. 🙏

Look, okay, nothing but support for Stolago fans but beyond the occasional fluf drabble my pathetic bitch Blitz-pilled heart really can’t take writing a full Stolago fic w/o a Stolitz ref HOWEVER, smut don’t count. Just, you know. For when AO3 is back up. 😇👉🏽👈🏽 #HelluvaBoss3 #HelluvaBoss

Incredible that the prompt today was “greed” and the Stoliz hive mind was like “smut, duh.” I wish I’d hopped into the fandom space a 2.5 years ago when I first started writing smut for #Stolitz, would’ve saved me many days of assuming I was one of like five freaks lmao #HelluvaBoss3

Bunny Moon ❤️💙🦎🦉💙❤️@eternalbunny.bsky.social · 3d ago

Day Ten: Greed #NoHurtHellvember #stolitz #fluff #smut

I *love* exploring the circus trio dynamic, and this thread was *chef’s kiss* 👌🏽 Lots to ponder, lots to ponder … make note to hash out on AO3 once the playground is fixed

Basic_Witch24@basicwitch24.bsky.social · 4d ago

ALRIGHTY. The dynamics of Barbie and Blitz: before fire (BF), post fire (PF) and hopeful future (HF). NOTE: This is biased. I’m using my own personal experience to theorize. This is not law or fact, it’s my best guess based on that and what we’ve been shown. The word count sucks. SORRY THIS IS LONG.

Day 11 drabble for the prompt “greedy” BEWARE: NSFW, light BDSM. #Stolago AND #Stolitz smut, oh my. Happy hump day 🎉 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss3 #NoHurtNovember #NoHurtHellvember Ty as always, @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social 🫶🏽 bsky.app/profile/pips...

seb 🌙 ceo of stoner stolitz@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 3w ago

BOY HOWDY! I could sure use some fluff after all that - SO I'M GONNA ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO COME WRITE SOMETHIN SHORT & SWEET WITH ME NEXT MONTH! Time for NO HURT NOVEMBER, which I'm also making a 30-day drabble challenge to thank all (almost) 450 of you! 😭 🔽🔽RULES🔽🔽

- Blitz did sex worker or at min exchanged sex for food/shelter immediately post circus - Cash was less physically abusive to Barbie but more emotionally manipulative (& as a result her relationship w/ him is less openly hostile + more complicated) - Fizz reciprcoated Blitz’s feelings as a teen

🔞💖L_egant Asshole💖🔞@l-egantasshole.bsky.social · 5d ago

What's a Hellaverse headcanon you have that you believe so strongly that not even Viv herself could convince you otherwise

Never forget what season 3 part 1 did for patrons of omega and/or mpreg Blitz, and really just #BottomBlitz nation writ large 🫡 #HelluvaBoss3 #Blitz

🔞Shadow the Blitz Milker @ HB SPOILERS 🔞@hazbinhovel.bsky.social · 3w ago

I saved the actual bit itself because nobody can stop me

Day 10 drabble 🙌🏽 Prompt is “Wish” 💫 Picture this one taking place immediately following the end of S3E7 Stolitz fluff Stolitz fluff Stolitz fluff. If you say it three time in the mirror it appears 🌈 #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss3 #NoHurtNovember #NoHurtHellvember #Stolitz

seb 🌙 ceo of stoner stolitz@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 3w ago

BOY HOWDY! I could sure use some fluff after all that - SO I'M GONNA ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO COME WRITE SOMETHIN SHORT & SWEET WITH ME NEXT MONTH! Time for NO HURT NOVEMBER, which I'm also making a 30-day drabble challenge to thank all (almost) 450 of you! 😭 🔽🔽RULES🔽🔽

“He can get hurt?”

Murrielberries 🫐 🔞 Law Offices of Stolitz Defense@murrielberries.bsky.social · 5d ago

“He can get hurt?”

Millie being the one to break the crashout cycle & drag Blitz back from the edge. Hauling pregnant ass thru the literal & figurative massacre he’s left in his wake, unperturbed. Turning to the others after like “R u f*ing kidding I was gone for like 2 months tops” (-_-) #HelluvaBoss3 #Millie #Blitz

Day 9 drabble titled “Noise” based on the prompt “quiet” Just a cute, fluffy, silly little Via POV fic featuring a caneo from the chaotic Buckzo household #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBoss3 #Via #NoHurtNovember #NoHurtHellvember

seb 🌙 ceo of stoner stolitz@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 3w ago

BOY HOWDY! I could sure use some fluff after all that - SO I'M GONNA ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO COME WRITE SOMETHIN SHORT & SWEET WITH ME NEXT MONTH! Time for NO HURT NOVEMBER, which I'm also making a 30-day drabble challenge to thank all (almost) 450 of you! 😭 🔽🔽RULES🔽🔽