Please don't interpret this as a cry for help because things are fine, but I am available for written / podcast / radio work for the Euros. Not going on hols till after the tournament so I am around and UK based for the entirety.
@samdallas.bsky.social
given the growth of papal analytics, I expect the wonks to have a field day creating Pope candidate power rankings
Have that Michael Oliver you absolute melt. I hope your dinner gets burnt, your boiler breaks down, your garden fence gets blown down in the wind and your dog has a shit on the carpet and the robot hoover accidentally turns on and spreads it round the house. #arsenal