It’s the much anticipated (by me) return of Sunday Scaries! I’m playing Without a Dawn over at twitch.tv/ellisthe12th staring at 11:30 AM Eastern, come hang out with me and this darkly beautiful game!
Sam Ellis
@samellis.bsky.social
I was once politely asked to leave a Cracker Barrel. (Voice) actor, writer, comedian, gamer, semi-functional human being. he/him, described as a “woke angry leftist” by both my conservative family and liberal friends alike
Going live on Twitch to continue our exploration of the Narrative Games Humble Bundle. Under 12 hours left to get 12 games for $10 with money going to Take This! Come check out the games with me and get yours at www.humblebundle.com/games/narrative-12-for-10-bundle
Narrative 12 for $10 Bundle
Get a collection of our favorite narrative games in this 12 for $10 bundle and support Take This charity with your purchase!
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I’ve spent over a decade preaching the gospel of Mary and Max to anyone who will listen. Film you've watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Mary and Max: Love Yourself First Message
Alt: Mary and Max: Love Yourself First Message
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We continue exploring the Narrative Games Humble Bundle tonight with Roadwarden! Come hang out at Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th, starting around 5:00 PM!
EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
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Tonight I continue my exploration of the Narrative Games Humble Bundle with Neo Cab! We start at 5:30 ET, come hang out at Twitch.tv/EllisThe12th
I’m back at it! Come explore the Narrative Games Humble Bundle with me this week, starting with Darkside Detective: Fumble in the Dark tonight at 4:30 PM ET. Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
I think a big part of the “male loneliness epidemic” is that a lot of the straight men I know mistake self-loathing as a substitute for humility. There’s a world of difference between being a man who recognizes his flaws but still feels worthy of love and being a knock-off Rick Sanchez.
In today’s episode of “Why You Need Gays in Your Marketing Department”, I just learned that dpstampede.com is the website for the Dolly Parton’s Stampede Dinner Show.
Dolly Parton's Stampede | Dinner Show Experience | Pigeon Forge & Branson
The World’s Most Visited Dinner Show Attraction with locations in Pigeon Forge, TN and Branson, Mo.
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I got a game on sale and now I’m making that your problem. Come watch me stream the Darkside Detective today at 6 PM ET at Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
twitch.tv
Hey you, I’m going live at 3 PM ET today to talk about the 34 books I’ve read so far this year, come hang out! Twitch.tv/ellisthe12th
EllisThe12th - Twitch
Actor, writer, comedian, variety streamer, constantly frazzled. I mostly like my games cozy and low-stakes or weird and narrative heavy, but occasionally I wanna hit my head against an Elden Ring boss...
twitch.tv
We have hit the point where all the kids who took their ball and went home as soon as they were losing have taken over a political party, and they claim to be the “tough and manly” party. We truly are beyond satire or parody at this point.
to hear Trump tell it, American elections were completely corrupted while he was president and he was helpless to stop it, then they were cleaned up by Biden ahead of Trump's victory in 2024, and now that Trump is president again they are once again becoming third world caliber
Everyone says folding a fitted sheet is difficult, but you can do it in two simple steps! 1. Give up immediately 2. Move on with your life
This is the summer we learn that it is, in fact, medically impossible to live without a functioning heart.
Lindsey Graham spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning around 3 AM
What a devastating loss. Easily one of the most embarrassing things to happen to the US in the past 3 hours.
People are so desperate for a Democratic candidate with a platform beyond “I’m not a Republican” that they’re willing to overlook a lot of red flags on a personal/background level.
Make sure you call Grandma America today. It’s her birthday and if I’m being honest, I’m not sure how many more she’s got left.
This would be considered a bad turnout for a weekly trivia night at my local bar.
TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
Hakeem Jeffries is already unpopular in his own district, and triggering this sort of party infighting is exactly why. Out here doing more to stop a successful local politician than he is to pass legislation, oppose Trump, or point out that Mike Johnson is Trump’s puppet from a Temu run of Avenue Q.
The House minority leader told CNN the mayor is going to have to patch things up with congressional Democrats follow Tuesday's primary upsets.
The complete wrong take. MAGA did not “blow up” the Republican Party, they pulled it to the right and turned it into a fascist movement, but Repubs are still in sync. Mamdani isn’t “blowing up” the Dems, he’s pulling us to the left and giving us the actual opposition we need in this exact moment.
“All of us are a little frustrated with the Democratic Party. But you don’t blow it up. That’s what MAGA has done.” - Tish James on Mamdani 👀😳
I feel like I’ve read about another instance of floods and swarms of locust appearing on a cruel and dangerous ruler’s doorstep, but can’t recall where…
more excited for the bugs than the lightning at this UFC shitshow if i’m honest
My partner: how’s the resume coming along? Me, 2 hours into writing “Sgt. Shortlegs, The Crime-Fighting Corgi”: Oh, right, THAT’S why I opened Word.
Running into the woods never to be seen again, anybody need anything while I’m out?
I think my number 1 pet peeve is people who engage you in conversation, and then actively refuse to speak loud enough for you to hear. You get two “I’m sorry, could you please speak up a little?” before I’m just fully a looping gif until you finish.
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie says nodding politely
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie says nodding politely
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DM: This is gonna be a serious campaign, not our usual goofy circus nonsense. *later* DM: So what characters do we have? P1: I brought a bard who’s a stage magician. P2: I brought a rogue who’s also a stage magician. DM: Oh come on. P3: I have a ranger- DM: Ok, well- P3: he’s a lion tamer.