sam kusnetz

@samkusnetz.bsky.social

this isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is. sound designer, union member, husband, dad. https://notquite.net | https://samkusnetz.com

senator graham was a hateful person who chose to spend his time in office punching down and diminishing the rights and freedoms of people he just didn't like very much. i celebrate his death. not to be cruel, but because it means he won't be able to hurt people anymore.

new favorite preview note ever: "add shower to porkchop liver." if this piques your curiosity, come see the fear of 13 at the james earl jones! (and if you come during previews, you can find me in the last row if you want to ask what on earth i'm talking about.) #theater #sound

overheard on metro north: “like… can you guys even *imagine* a place in my room for a didgeridoo? like… and it’s really hard to play. like i can’t even… like i can make a *noise* with one, but i can’t really… *play* it.”

overheard backstage... electrician: is the lift fixed? supervisor: it's, well, sort of. yes. sort of. that's the best answer. electrician: uh, if i go up, can i come back down? supervisor: yes. electrician: ah, but can i go up? supervisor: yes. electrician: great. #theater #backstage

i had to park my car in a garage that offered an app for easier payment. ok fine. but then i received an email inviting me to a parking technology conference. that such a conference even exists is about as good an indictment of the modern world as i can think of.

the time is never wrong to mention that the president, his whole cabinet, and all his advisors are horrid excuses for people who do not make acceptable use of the oxygen they breathe.