🦋Sammy-a🦋

@sammydmz.bsky.social

❤️🧡born💛this💚way💙💜 ((RP account))

Omg i was so hyped to finally go out to that outdoor party just for a giant wild pig to SET THE WHOLE FIELD ON FIRE 10 mins after i got there. i can’t make this up bro 🫠 pig 1, party 0 💀

⚠️ FDH Heat Advisory: Temperatures are dangerously high. Stay hydrated, limit time outdoors, take frequent breaks, and check on children, older neighbours, and pets. Never leave anyone in a parked vehicle. Call 911 if someone becomes confused, collapses, or stops sweating.

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Saw a huge spider in my bathroom so I sprayed it w my strawberry body spray to stun it. Now I have a giant angry spider in my bathroom that smell like a strawberry field.he owns the house now so I'll just pee in a cup idc 🫪