This is pure gold! 😂 Abdul El-Sayed: “JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you’re constitutionally obligated to swear me in, in January.” “Donald, look, I know you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in, you can just go on and call me Senator.”
Sampaguita, lvl 64 Chaotic Curmudgeon.
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A blend of snark and sincerity that makes engaging feel like a friendly roast -one moment you're laughing, the next you're contemplating existential dread. ---also--- 🇨🇦 Never Vote Conservative 🇨🇦 🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇵🇸 📎💪
This is the answer to your question 'Why can't we be friends?'
Well, that apology will have to be from citizen Virginia Fox because she no longer gets to use that government email address anymore. 👍
A 10-year-old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter supporting EV tax credits for a school assignment. Instead of encouraging civic engagement, she lashed out at him and his teacher. Imagine being so threatened by a fifth-grader’s homework. Last night, voters sent her to a retirement home.
Now, the government needs to do it for real, not metaphorically.
The new 'Spy vs. Spy' is looking dope.
Unless you are in Canada. We get yet another Ruby *'triple threat'* Keeler offering. *(can't sing, can't act, can't dance, but wow, did she know who to marry!)* #tcmparty
#ComingUpOnTCM 42ND STREET (1933) Warner Baxter, Bebe Daniels, George Brent Dir.: Lloyd Bacon 1:45 PM PT A director puts on a musical to earn the money he desperately needs -- then his star breaks her ankle. 1h 25m | Musical | TV-G #TCM #TCMParty #BradfordRopes #PreCode
I hope Maple MAGA were paying attention last night.
Mortal Kombat: You're Next (Scorpion)
Alt: You're Next
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Accidentally turned on @cnn.com, and there was Rep. Daniel Crenshaw (R) calling Democratic voters low IQ.
Moron Idiot
ALT: Moron Idiot
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Really MapTag? The hard location was Minot Air Force North Dakota? On the other hand ... thank you for making the hard location Minot Air Force base! www.maptap.gg November 4 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 1000
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Don't care what his politics is... "EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD!!!" 90% Of this is him is looking into the camera with the occasional glance to make sure he hasn't hit anyone or is headed into the ditch. P.S. this is distracted driving and illegal.
You can feel the anger. #cdnpoli
"When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid.” Audre Lorde
Report: Canada still isn't taking you back
Report: Canada still isn't taking you back
CANADA — After a Democratic blue wave swept the U.S. midterms tonight, and Democrats took back both the House and the Senate from the Republican party, Canada wishes to gently, yet firmly, let all of ...
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Hey a green wave. Wordle 1,964 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Just found out Adam Ant is 72. ADAM ANT IS 72! Feel as old as I feel right now?
Happy Birthday
Alt: Happy Birthday Adam Ant
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