rowan sexamungus
@samschlong.bsky.social
phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️⚧️
shes doing stuff to my dick tjey havent seen since the stone ages
(clickbait youtube thumbnail) watch me deteriorate slowly
i think i have insomnia but ill deal with it tomorrow
i dont deserve to live on earth. i deserve to live on mars with all the scary martians
hey i just lost my job, if i take $15 sketch commissions will people bite? might need a little bump in income for a while
everyone online says seroquel sucks but its not bad for me so far. not as bad as vraylar was
i dont even know how to cope with anything anymore man
im moving my funnier bits over to twitter again this place is lame as shit
my psych telling me the complexities of mood disorders all i hear is it dont matter if i do drugs my brain was gonna decay inside me anyway
aborted rizzler be like i wish i could give 3 big booms
when you screaming ash baby but she kinda fw that lowkey
its called a honda grom and i spent my last 12 thousand dollars on it
im gonna be so mad when i find out what eternity feels like
having a normal-off in the mirror and im winning against my reflection
what the media has taught me is that space is round
when i draw i want you to feel pulled. fingers attach to your skin and drag across. the friction of contact uncomfortably wrinkling and burning and tugging you into undiscovered shapes , yet you rest cathartic a cracked knuckle the key to a hidden lock