samwell 🐮🌿
@samwell0.bsky.social
There are 2 things you should know about me: I’m dumb 😋 they/them 💚🐻🏳️🌈✊🏳️⚧️✨ https://linktr.ee/samwell_0?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=6220e295-17b4-48cf-b3fb-744b75792cf8
Shocking to me that Justin hasn’t already gone viral for being hot and huge in public
Youngster Joey@jcov.bsky.social · 8mo agoTrainer: So what's your gym goal? Me: I would like to go viral simply for being huge in public
If I’m being completely honest, this photo did radicalize me a little.
Hey you! You deserve to get bigger. Fatter. Stronger, too. I want to see you BULGING with muscle under a beautifully soft layer of fat.
diabetic, green hair, pronouns…when will it be my turn to be non-binary bear trade
Gotta love the gay gymwear industry. How does a brand called MEAT only go up to an XL? Bitch that’s like two slices of prosciutto.
I think Caliban is probably a BIG SWEETIE but the timeline had other ideas… 🥹👉👈 @daybear.bsky.social @tfiddlerart.bsky.social @faustoxiii.bsky.social
Still so afraid that every recruiter looking at my resume is Googling my southern Baptist college and instantly assuming I’m a Bible thumping freak of nature trying to invade their office and convert their employees.
Normalize doubling your weight... that's the mood for today ✨
Not gonna lie I get a little miffed when my straight married gym crush talks to other guys right in front of me. Just throwing it in my face. The nerve.
“Good boys get treats” how about I k*ll you to de*th with a g*n
samwell 🐮🌿@samwell0.bsky.social · last yr.queerbaiting at its finest
I know I’m not the first type 1 diabetic ever but I am newer to it, and goddamn, having to do an entire chapter of math homework before you can even eat a fucking meal is not it.
@samwell0.bsky.social Fibonacci spiraled me in the name of science 😳🫣💛
I’m a big dumb idiot and that’s okay. No more thoughts, just beef