Sandy-O

@sandy-o.bsky.social

She/Her/They/Them/I don't care, it's just a meat suit, A/Apogender, ADHD, Atheist, existential nihilist, Luddite, ACAB, pottymouth. Fixer of things. Nashville.

Cast a spell that makes him shit out of his dick and piss out of his ass. Horrified, he runs screaming into the night and by the time it passes he'll have no idea who did it but a huge negative response to being an ass moving forward.

𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 4d ago

You are a sorcerer bartender and the owner of the bar’s son is at the bar making aggresssive and rude passes at the women that come in making them uncomfortable. What do you do?

Yes, this is in fact a real company and yes, I had been wondering if they had t-shirts. Found this at the thrift yesterday and of course I snatched it up.

Green t-shirt that says Fakes & Hooker Lumber, Lebanon, Tn

ADHD tip* If you have a pedal trash can, when dumping coffee grounds be sure to get distracted by something right as you're dumping so the lid closes and the grounds end up all over the top and floor. *Follow for more time wasting tips.

Waymo doesn't understand traffic cones and workers moving cars through a single lane. My husband just got stuck until the road crew moved all the cones out of the road and stand way back, and hide signs or the Waymo cars refused to move.