Kirkland Signature Presents: Sarah Maywalt
@sarahmaywalt.bsky.social
Super Duper Villain. Exiled from #curling. Best friend of CHESTR. I use my evil powers for good. And I'm #trans. Deal with it. Not affiliated with the Costco Wholesale Corporation.
One of the things I will never understand about myself is how I can be so confident and so insecure at the same time. It's not just feigned confidence either. It's real, unshakable confidence that survives real, crippling insecurity about the same thing at the same time.
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a stunted chundermonger. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
The problem with being a confident, emotional, stubborn bitch is that few people like a confident, emotional, stubborn bitch.
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a stupid, ugly, cowardly failure of a man, Fathead! #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is a dirt track trough urinal. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Tuesday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are going to be remembered for this. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
They say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar... But what about a flame thrower?
So excited to see everyone joining the #HogwaterChallenge! Soon toilet water will be drinkable again!
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is a sack of moldy tangerines. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #WeirdAl #UHF
Sunday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, I bet you still use bumpers when you bowl. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Saturday's #USACurling insult, Dear Dean, You are as attractive as a truck stop banana. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Brak's mother fucking tales of suspense ARE BACK!!
Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩@amerrill2.bsky.social · last wk.It’s October 1st. It’s time for… BRAK’S TALES OF SUSPENSE!!!!! Live from the darkest room in the house, the bathroom!!!!
Here is a hill I will die on: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey is the greatest sequel in cinema history. "Get down and give me... infinity!" youtu.be/YFLWjP_S94w?...
Bill & Ted Defeat Hell | Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 4K Clip
YouTube video by Loving The 90s
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Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You still have a big, fat head, Fathead! #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a defective colostomy bag. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Had a questionnaire for a doctor's appointment. A few questions dealt with how often do others belittle you, or threaten you, or things like "How often do you fear for your safety?" My answer was: almost all the time.
Lincoln Square@lincolnsquare.media · last wk.Hegseth: "No fatties, no trannies, no weirdos ... Diversity is not our strength."
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a Mar-a-Lago cream donut. (Think about it!) #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Tuesday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are the waste bin at a liposuction clinic. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Monday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is as morally bankrupt as a Trump casino and just as well run. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Sunday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a sticky fart nozzle. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Saturday's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is as trustworthy as a "no credit, no problem" used car dealership. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
The Supreme Court of the United States has now lost all legitimacy. They had almost none left, but they lost the little they had. www.npr.org/2026/09/29/g...
U.S. Supreme Court sides with Trump administration in third-country deportations
The Supreme Court allowed the Trump administration to resume deportations of migrants to countries that are not identified in their removal orders. It also plans to hear full arguments on the case.
npr.org
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, You are a toilet full of broccoli. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench #JasonMendoza
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, USA Curling is a wretched hive of scum and villainy. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
Every morning, I get up, get ready for work, and put on my face-colored face paint.
Today's #USACurling insult: Dear Dean, I know I joke around a lot, but I want you to know that I genuinely think you're an awful human being. #curling #trans #WeBelong #OperationUnrelentingStench
This used to be my favorite time of the year--the start of curling season. This year, all I feel is a festering knot of bile and bitterness in the pit of my stomach.
